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*music*

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I'm driving the bus

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To anywhere you want to go, baby

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I'm driving the bus

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I'm driving that bus

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Don't we show?

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Yeah

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I'm driving that bus

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Don't I hear?

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Alright, here we go again

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We're driving the bus again

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You're on the bus again

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We're driving the bus again

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We're going towns again

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We're going up and down

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We're going up and down

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We're driving up and down

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On the road, on the street

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Parking meters, where we've been

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We've got shops and we've got seats

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Take it easy, how you been?

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What's the story?

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We've got this so many seats on our bus

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And I'm here, and I'm here, and I'm here

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To the seat that's true tonight

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I'm driving the bus, to anywhere you want to go to baby. I'm driving the bus, drive to the place you aren't really going to. Whether it's town or home or wherever that is, that is bad.

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Johnny, how are you? Not too bad, lookit. I'm on the fucking stretcher road here between Bell and Twix and Bell. And they're stopping and checking. So you best keep it home and you have no tax. I'll be the taxing. If you're the taxing, you can drive. And if you get past the checkpoint, be wary. There's another stoppage up ahead. Tell Macadam.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment. How are you?

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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I'm stuck behind an ashtray now at the moment.

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Staying clear. The doors are open.

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Staying clear. The doors are open.

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Staying clear. The bus driver is the thrill of the fight.

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Aye, stand up to all manner of all challenges.

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And the last known route that the last lad did drive.

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There was a gang of young hoodlums at night.

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Giving grief to the driver.

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Staying clear. The doors are open.

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Staying clear. The doors are open.

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It's the I have the bus driver. It's the thrill of the fight.

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What are we? Clap on two.

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I have your bus driver.

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No.

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Whoa. Look at this.

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Sorry. Gotta kill the tunes there for a moment.

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Look at the state of this now.

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Look at him.

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Look at all these people.

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There's gonna be no room on the bus for these people.

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The purple onion is there as well.

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It's a shit show.

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Storm after storm after week after week.

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Storm after storm after storm.

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It's crazy town.

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It's crazy town.

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It's butterfly by the band crazy town.

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Remember the lyrics.

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Great lyrics to that song as well.

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Come my lady.

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Come, come my lady.

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You're my butterfly.

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Sugar baby.

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Great tune.

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Great times.

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Forgotten age.

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The age.

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Of the late 90s.

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Crazy times.

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Oh yeah man.

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Stand clear.

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The doors are open.

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No.

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The deluge.

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Begins.

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Stand clear.

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The doors are open.

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Ronaldinho.

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How are ya?

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What's the story?

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Jeremy Schnorbitz.

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We won the whiskey last night, Jeremy.

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You're looking a bit whiskey-fied.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Macron, thank you very much.

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Very nice of you.

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Very kind of you.

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Very astute of you.

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24 euro.

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Please, now.

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Thank you very much, sir.

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No.

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Ava, thank you very much, Ava.

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That's mighty.

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That's mighty altogether.

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Thank you.

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This lad in now.

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This lad in.

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What does he want?

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Orange pants.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Sarah and James.

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Thank you very much.

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Are you doing a bit of donating?

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Yeah.

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Thank you very much, Sarah and James.

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A day regular for the man with the orange pants, please.

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620.

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Good man.

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Anybody else getting on there?

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Let's have a look now.

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What's the story?

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Are you all getting on?

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Are you waiting for another bus?

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The sisters.

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The sisters grim.

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How are you doing?

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How are you getting on?

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I just served you there.

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I think I just served you in your face.

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And now you're out here.

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That's crazy.

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It's crazy town.

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Do you remember the song Crazy Town?

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By the band Butterfly, my lady.

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An unbelievable tune, sir.

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Get it while it's hot.

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You can find it on the internet, I believe.

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Look at this lad now.

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He's going through another lad's chest.

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You're a bit too close for comfort there, sir.

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Your boots are getting wet as well.

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You're trying to keep this man's back from getting wet.

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As he asked you to do that.

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You're not allowed to do that at the bus stop, okay?

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You need to ask permission.

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And you've got the same face as your man over here.

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Face Wars.

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It's a very facey afternoon at the moment.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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I don't know if I can face it.

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How are you getting on?

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And now there's a few people.

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They took a little bit of Hushlin and Harry on.

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But they've made their way down to the bus now.

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And now I have to board the cockpit and serve these guys.

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How are you getting on here, Will?

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Any crack of tour with you?

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Want a single and a regular?

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And that'll be...

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Yeah, you've got the 220 and then there's a 180 and then a change and then a 180 and you're

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You're going to be able to get your back and then you're going to be able to get your back.

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Anybody else now want to join the party?

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No?

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How about this?

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How about you just get on the side here?

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We won't...

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We won't bite.

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Maybe they don't want to get on because of the coronavirus is spreading fast and they don't want to...

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Maybe they don't want to gather.

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Staying clear.

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The doors are closing.

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If you don't want to gather around in a public space then why should you bother?

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You know?

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If you're not interested in contracting coronavirus then why would you gather in a big group of people outside in the pissing rain?

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Do you know what I mean?

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There's no pressure.

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There's no pressure on you to gather like that.

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But your man now...

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The fella that was standing right behind your man...

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That's too close.

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That's...

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You know?

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You're invading someone's personal space.

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His aura...

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His...

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His 360 degree bubble...

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Was being invaded...

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By...

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Who knows what he was doing.

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Who knows what he was doing.

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Who knows what he was doing.

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He was all arms that fella.

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He was arming the fella in front of him.

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He was putting his arm through his thorax and his...

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The back of his chest.

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The front of his back.

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And...

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It was just not right.

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And...

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I don't accept that on the bus either.

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You know?

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Each to their own...

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Everyone's okay in their own little zone.

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I don't want people coming on...

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And starting fights.

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Putting their arms through people's thoraxes.

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All that kind of stuff.

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It's not right.

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And it's not on.

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And it's a human right.

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Even if it's no need.

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Yeah.

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Who be.

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Thank you very much, Who be.

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Who be do be do be do be.

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It's a...

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It's a...

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It's a...

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It's a...

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It's a...

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It's a...

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It's a rainer.

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00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,600
It's a rainer.

271
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,600
Claudio Rainieri.

272
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,600
Up in the sky there.

273
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:31,600
Sent...

274
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,600
Sent down a...

275
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,600
A package.

276
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,600
A few packages of rain.

277
00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:35,600
Look at that lad there.

278
00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,600
Go on, man.

279
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,600
You should've got the bus.

280
00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,600
You should've got the bus.

281
00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:41,600
You should've got the bus.

282
00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,600
You should've got the bus.

283
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:43,600
You should've got the bus.

284
00:12:43,600 --> 00:12:44,600
You should've got the bus.

285
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,600
You should've got the bus.

286
00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:46,600
You should've got the bus.

287
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,600
Why didn't you get the bus?

288
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,600
I do have a job.

289
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,600
I have to keep the bus rolling.

290
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:56,600
I can't stop for everybody and laugh.

291
00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:57,600
I can't laugh at everyone.

292
00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,600
You know.

293
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:01,600
Potholes are okay if you go over them slowly.

294
00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,600
You should've got the bus, man.

295
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:04,600
Hey.

296
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,600
Who is this?

297
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:07,600
Hey.

298
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,600
Who be.

299
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,600
Thank you very much, Who be.

300
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,600
Very, very kind to you.

301
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,600
And Jamie H.

302
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:18,600
What a remarkable situation to be in, Jamie.

303
00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:20,600
When I've got...

304
00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:25,600
When I've got all the backing of the best guys in town.

305
00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:26,600
I've got the Jamie's.

306
00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,600
I've got the Who be's.

307
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:28,600
The Sarah and the Jamie's.

308
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,600
The Macrons.

309
00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:30,600
The Afer's.

310
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The Afer's.

311
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,600
It's a crazy world.

312
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,600
And we're living in it.

313
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,600
And I want to make sure that we're all getting to our place safely as well.

314
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:47,600
Because I did look at the lifetime achievement statistics and 222 deaths caused by me.

315
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:50,600
Unfortunately, I don't see it that way.

316
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,600
I see it as the bus caused those.

317
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:58,600
I was merely in control of the bus at the time when it happened.

318
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,600
It wasn't me.

319
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,600
And the purple onion.

320
00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,600
The purple onion.

321
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,600
How the hell are ya?

322
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,600
The purple onion.

323
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,600
The purple onion.

324
00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,600
The purple onion.

325
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:09,600
The purple onion.

326
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,600
The purple onion.

327
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,600
The purple onion.

328
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:16,600
You've changed colour since the days of the purple onion sting was made.

329
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,600
I hope you're okay, purple.

330
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:27,600
I hope you're all alright and you're getting on well because it's easy now to change colour like that.

331
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:30,600
We'll be calling you the chameleon next.

332
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:31,600
Eh?

333
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,600
Good woman yourself.

334
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,600
How you doing voodoo?

335
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,600
What's the story?

336
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,600
Good man.

337
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,600
Good man.

338
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:40,600
Good man.

339
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:41,600
Good man.

340
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600
620.

341
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,600
Good man.

342
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,600
You got the money though.

343
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:45,600
Good man.

344
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,600
Good man.

345
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,600
Good man.

346
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:48,600
Good man.

347
00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:49,600
Good man.

348
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:50,600
How you getting on now?

349
00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:51,600
What's the story?

350
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:52,600
Eh well.

351
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,600
Where you going to?

352
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,600
You going somewhere dry?

353
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,600
At least you get somewhere.

354
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,600
You get on the bus now.

355
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:58,600
It'll be dry for the next few minutes.

356
00:14:58,600 --> 00:14:59,600
Eh?

357
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,600
That's it.

358
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,600
That's it.

359
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,600
That is all.

360
00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,600
That is all that matters.

361
00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:05,600
Now.

362
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,600
220 please.

363
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,600
Good man yourself.

364
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,600
You've got the change.

365
00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:09,600
You've got the change.

366
00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,600
You've got the manners.

367
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,600
You've got everything.

368
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,600
You've got it all.

369
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:13,600
Well.

370
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,600
The book in.

371
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,600
What's the story?

372
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:16,600
Single senior for ya.

373
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,600
No problemo.

374
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,600
Let's do this.

375
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:18,600
Hey don't a business donating.

376
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,600
Let's do this.

377
00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,600
And Janie.

378
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:21,600
Janie Aliashki.

379
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,600
Thank you very much.

380
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,600
Janie Aliashki.

381
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:23,600
Dear rider for Tyler Roberts and me.

382
00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,600
Thank you very much.

383
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,600
Great great great great great great results.

384
00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:26,600
There last night.

385
00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,600
No.

386
00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:28,600
Yesterday afternoon.

387
00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,600
Great results.

388
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:29,600
Keep going on on on.

389
00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:30,600
Keep going on on on on.

390
00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,600
Keep going on on on on.

391
00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,600
Ten games left now.

392
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:33,600
Six at home.

393
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,600
If I can win the six.

394
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:35,600
Should be there.

395
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,600
Promised land.

396
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,600
You know.

397
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:37,600
Promised land.

398
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:38,600
You've got to keep the faith.

399
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,420
Great, great, great result there last night.

400
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,520
Yesterday afternoon.

401
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,380
Great results.

402
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:45,200
Keep going on, on, on.

403
00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:47,960
Keep going on, on, on.

404
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,080
Ten games left now.

405
00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:49,840
Six at home.

406
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,640
If I can win the six, should be there.

407
00:15:52,780 --> 00:15:53,720
Promised land, you know.

408
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:54,480
Promised land.

409
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,840
You've got to keep the faith.

410
00:15:57,580 --> 00:16:00,480
And I had Bon Jovi on the bus the last day, and he was crying.

411
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:04,300
I said, John, keep the faith, man.

412
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:06,520
And he looked up and he said,

413
00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:10,000
You're fucking right, Tammy.

414
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,660
And he's playing gigs now.

415
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,540
He's doing more gigs than he's ever done.

416
00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:17,740
And a senior.

417
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,560
And a senior one for the lady.

418
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:24,060
That's why the lady takes the bus.

419
00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:29,200
That's great stuff now.

420
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,480
Thank you very much, Janie.

421
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:32,620
Janie.

422
00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,760
And CoronaV as well.

423
00:16:34,760 --> 00:16:36,520
That's my head.

424
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,240
Hopefully now you're all okay and you're all...

425
00:16:38,900 --> 00:16:40,400
Someone needs to get off here now.

426
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,360
Fucking hell.

427
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,180
Hopefully you're not...

428
00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:45,200
Hopefully you're not like these clowns here.

429
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,120
Run away, lads.

430
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,620
The CoronaVirus is coming for you.

431
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,960
Now we have to...

432
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,360
This is illegal, this move.

433
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,440
But I do it anyway because I'm a good...

434
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:57,260
I'm a good egg.

435
00:16:57,980 --> 00:16:58,780
And there's the purple.

436
00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,740
There she goes.

437
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:00,960
See you later.

438
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:03,380
Get on that curbstone.

439
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:04,200
Good woman.

440
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:05,340
There she goes.

441
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,200
The purple onion.

442
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,460
She's a good stock, the purple onion.

443
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,860
She's a great, great, great, great, great old lady.

444
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,600
CoronaV.

445
00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:21,780
Thank you very much for your kind heart tip there.

446
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,380
I hope you're getting on well.

447
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:26,480
And you're having a lovely non-Coronavirus...

448
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,340
Day.

449
00:17:27,940 --> 00:17:29,040
Oh, we've got the hazards on.

450
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,440
We call me the Duke of Hazard next.

451
00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:34,840
Now.

452
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:37,260
That's the start.

453
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,600
Onto the curb there.

454
00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:42,920
Not a nice move at all.

455
00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:43,740
And look at that.

456
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,420
That's what you want.

457
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:47,280
That's the kind of busing we're doing today.

458
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:50,220
That's who I am.

459
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,960
That's what we're about.

460
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:53,740
That's what we're all about here.

461
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:55,720
Now.

462
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:57,880
Let's hit this.

463
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,260
Let's hit this straight.

464
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,220
And take it on.

465
00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:01,820
Head first.

466
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:03,760
To head forward and back.

467
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,700
Head first to head forward.

468
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,760
Remember that tune?

469
00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,140
By the main liners.

470
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,660
Or was it the frame liners?

471
00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:17,100
Or I got it wrong now with the bin liners.

472
00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:18,980
Jerry Mudbucket.

473
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:20,340
And the bin liners.

474
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:21,940
Head first to head forward.

475
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,540
I'm going head first to head forward.

476
00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:32,420
Through the village of Shroom.

477
00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:36,300
I got a pound in the back pocket.

478
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,220
I'm going to drink pints real cool.

479
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,600
I'm going head first.

480
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,240
To head forward.

481
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,420
I'm going head first.

482
00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:51,040
To head forward.

483
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:52,720
What a tune.

484
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,620
Never really made it as big as he could have gone.

485
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:56,880
He could have got a lot bigger.

486
00:18:58,280 --> 00:18:59,680
If he had gone to the states.

487
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,140
They would have fucking loved him.

488
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,560
They would have loved him.

489
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:03,240
The mud basket.

490
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,920
And they called him the mud bucket.

491
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:07,280
And I tell you.

492
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:09,480
He was a dirty man.

493
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:13,040
He always had dirt under the fingernails.

494
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:15,200
What's the story with the purple onion?

495
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,780
You're back again for more pain.

496
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:19,600
The purple onion.

497
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:24,880
Thank you very much vegan for your kind hearted tip there.

498
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:28,840
But we went to see Jerry Mudbucket.

499
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,640
And the bin liners there.

500
00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:32,380
In the TF.

501
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,980
It was the reunion tour they did in 1995.

502
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,720
And it was fan-fickin-tastic.

503
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:44,500
He came out throwing fucking mud and rubbish around the place.

504
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:44,920
Again.

505
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:46,060
Yes, again.

506
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:47,980
Mud by name.

507
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:49,540
Mud by nature.

508
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:51,380
Lunatic.

509
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,400
Good man yourself with the right change.

510
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:57,000
How you doing black eyed peas?

511
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:57,820
What's the story?

512
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:00,900
Did you get your eyes seen to yet?

513
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:01,980
Huh?

514
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,060
You should get down to the optician.

515
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:06,980
That lad with the umbrellas just changed his mind.

516
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,960
He's decided to turn away.

517
00:20:09,820 --> 00:20:11,300
Get those eyes seen to you.

518
00:20:11,340 --> 00:20:11,720
Good man.

519
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:11,900
Because they...

520
00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:14,360
Are you eating your carrots?

521
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,080
But man...

522
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,060
If I had eyes like yours now, I'd be eating a pound of carrots a day.

523
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,660
And that's...

524
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:25,320
And that's coming from a man who really likes his carrots.

525
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,180
Do you get me?

526
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:28,560
Now.

527
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:31,080
We'll stick you down for a day regular.

528
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:31,660
How about that?

529
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:32,580
And we'll give you two of those.

530
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:33,860
Huh?

531
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,640
12.40 please.

532
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:36,880
Do you have the right change?

533
00:20:37,300 --> 00:20:38,860
If you got the right change...

534
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:39,660
We're in business.

535
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,740
It's a business.

536
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,200
This is a business, this person.

537
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:43,800
She's gone.

538
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,520
She changed the mind.

539
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,340
Purple onion too.

540
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:48,480
Onion...

541
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,600
Oh, she's back again!

542
00:20:51,300 --> 00:20:53,060
The purple onion.

543
00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:56,060
Crazy world.

544
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,520
This is a crazy world we're fucking living in.

545
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,120
Beam team.

546
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,940
Thank you very much, beam team.

547
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,280
Very, very, very kind of you.

548
00:21:07,380 --> 00:21:08,420
And I hope you're doing well.

549
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,220
And you're having a nice old Sunday.

550
00:21:10,340 --> 00:21:12,280
Not caught out in the rain here like these cats.

551
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:16,060
It's a shame when the rain hits.

552
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:16,880
But it's...

553
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,880
You know, it's...

554
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,360
That's the winter for you.

555
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:20,600
We've only a month left of winter.

556
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:21,420
And then the...

557
00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:24,100
The springtime...

558
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,340
Shtiqal, thank you very much.

559
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,620
The springtime is going to hit.

560
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,560
Like a ten ton weight.

561
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:29,200
I hope.

562
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,040
March can be a deceptive one as well, you know.

563
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,280
You've got...

564
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,040
Look at this lad.

565
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,400
Nervous.

566
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:39,780
Nervous naris down there.

567
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:49,240
scratching the head. Vegan virus, thank you very much. You remember the beach from the

568
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:54,980
east there a few, a couple of years ago it was, that was March, mid-March. And you also,

569
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:59,440
you get to Paddy's day and it's like, it can either be one way, it can be like this outside

570
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:07,980
now, absolutely teaming though. Or, you know yourself, thoraxial invasion, thank you very

571
00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:15,700
much. You know yourself, it could be a nice pleasant one as well and it's either or. It

572
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:22,880
is either or. And I think the Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog, he was saying there, I seen him

573
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:29,240
uptown the last day, he was asking for you. Punxsutawney Phil. Thrill McGill, thank you very much, Thrill McGill.

574
00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:37,580
He was saying to me that the weatherman is blowing shite. And I said, go away, you're only a groundhog.

575
00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:45,300
How are you even over here? You should be in the States. I don't have a busy donat'n.

576
00:22:45,300 --> 00:22:52,300
Sandra Joyce, thank you very much Sandra Joyce. Jesus. Thank you very much Sandra Joyce. Jesus, we hit a pothole there. Big time shenanigans with the potholes. The council are not doing their jabs either. You know. Jam Bon Jovi, how are you? Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

577
00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:58,060
Thank you very much Sandra Joyce.

578
00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,340
We hit a pothole there.

579
00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,660
Big time shenanigans with the potholes.

580
00:23:04,140 --> 00:23:06,060
The council are not doing their jabs either.

581
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:10,360
Jam Bon Jovi.

582
00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:10,920
How are you?

583
00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:12,680
Thank you very much.

584
00:23:13,360 --> 00:23:14,180
Thank you very much.

585
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,020
Really kind of y'all.

586
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,160
I hope you're all doing well.

587
00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,100
Feels like spring here in Western Canada.

588
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:22,840
It says Drew.

589
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,220
Drew Monteith.

590
00:23:25,100 --> 00:23:26,320
How are you Drew Monteith?

591
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:30,760
This lad now.

592
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:32,800
He's no jacket on him.

593
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,300
He's soaked to the bone.

594
00:23:35,420 --> 00:23:36,960
You must be soaked to the bone.

595
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:37,880
Eh?

596
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,020
Get yourself a jacket.

597
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:40,980
Look at the purple there.

598
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,240
400 metre dash.

599
00:23:45,420 --> 00:23:46,040
Again hell.

600
00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,060
There's a lot of ye purples on the bus today.

601
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:49,920
I don't mind.

602
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,900
I wouldn't discriminate.

603
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,180
Doesn't matter what.

604
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,100
Colour jumper you're wearing.

605
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:57,780
And a regular and a one for the bucking and the orange.

606
00:23:58,140 --> 00:23:59,800
The daft orange pants.

607
00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:00,860
Thank you very much.

608
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:01,480
Good man yourself.

609
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:02,520
Thank you very much.

610
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:03,660
Two, four, six.

611
00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:04,240
And then a one.

612
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,260
And then a fifty.

613
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:06,080
Six, seventy.

614
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:07,180
Good man yourself.

615
00:24:07,340 --> 00:24:08,040
Thank you very much.

616
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,540
How are you getting on beige power snip?

617
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:10,260
What's the story?

618
00:24:11,140 --> 00:24:12,200
You want a weak senior?

619
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:13,180
Yeah.

620
00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:16,140
Will you be around next week?

621
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,640
Because I'll be seeing you.

622
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,740
Just a bit of light hearted.

623
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:23,060
Nothing meant by that.

624
00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:25,220
Please don't report me.

625
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:30,420
Now a weak and a senior and a one for you.

626
00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:33,480
And that'll be 24 euro on the button.

627
00:24:33,840 --> 00:24:34,400
If you have it.

628
00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:35,060
Good woman.

629
00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:37,180
Two for a six to you.

630
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:38,320
Wish you luck.

631
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:39,320
What's the story?

632
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:40,840
You need a jacket in the daylight today.

633
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:41,500
You'll get soaked.

634
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,240
Lot of, lot of people.

635
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:45,360
We're getting flashed.

636
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:45,920
Whee!

637
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,140
I can't see who it is.

638
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:50,960
But we got flashed.

639
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,140
It's a great little fleet.

640
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:53,600
Isn't it?

641
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:55,720
They're always keeping an eye out.

642
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:56,620
They're always saying hello.

643
00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,120
It's how you doing.

644
00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,220
Checking in on you.

645
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,300
Making sure you're okay.

646
00:25:00,300 --> 00:25:00,940
Like you know.

647
00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:05,520
Print that off for your man.

648
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:06,640
And Johnny Orange.

649
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:07,400
You're back again.

650
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,960
What's the story?

651
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:13,920
And a single regulation for you.

652
00:25:14,060 --> 00:25:15,080
And a print.

653
00:25:15,500 --> 00:25:17,160
And a 780 change.

654
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,800
Change return to you.

655
00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:20,300
Good man yourself.

656
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:23,740
Steigen clear.

657
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:24,960
The doors are closing.

658
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:28,060
Steigen clear.

659
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,260
The doors are closing.

660
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:30,640
Lovely stuff.

661
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,000
The fleet is growing by the day.

662
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:35,600
Too many buses on the roads now.

663
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:38,680
Look at these cats here.

664
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:42,560
Umbrellas.

665
00:25:43,220 --> 00:25:43,820
At the ready.

666
00:25:44,420 --> 00:25:45,320
Potholes on the road.

667
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:46,860
The council doing feck all.

668
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:48,440
Do you know.

669
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,920
And there's no government for a while.

670
00:25:49,980 --> 00:25:50,780
There's still no government.

671
00:25:50,900 --> 00:25:51,960
There won't be a government for a while.

672
00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:52,260
I tell.

673
00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:54,640
And they're up in arms.

674
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:54,980
Doing.

675
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:55,660
Decide.

676
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:56,760
Making dodgy deals.

677
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:57,800
And stuff like that.

678
00:25:57,800 --> 00:25:59,020
Telling you.

679
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,820
There's deals to be made out in the roads boys.

680
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,700
You're not fixing them.

681
00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:03,540
You know.

682
00:26:03,620 --> 00:26:04,080
I don't care.

683
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:04,560
Whether you're.

684
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,080
Shin Fein in the membrane.

685
00:26:07,020 --> 00:26:07,700
Feen a Gale.

686
00:26:08,500 --> 00:26:09,360
In the Gale.

687
00:26:10,740 --> 00:26:10,980
In.

688
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:11,740
Off the rails.

689
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:12,940
Or.

690
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,320
Feen a Fail.

691
00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:15,520
Feen a Failures.

692
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:17,740
Or Greens.

693
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,300
Or whatever.

694
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,080
Independence.

695
00:26:19,620 --> 00:26:20,080
Get out.

696
00:26:20,380 --> 00:26:21,360
The fucking road.

697
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:22,520
With a bucket and a spade.

698
00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:24,040
And start filling those bad boys in.

699
00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:24,320
Because.

700
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,120
My suspension bills.

701
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:27,960
Are through the roof.

702
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:28,360
Tell you.

703
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,680
I need suspension myself.

704
00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:30,540
Fitted to my own.

705
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:31,200
Body.

706
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:31,600
Because.

707
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:32,820
Every time I get a bill.

708
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:33,560
In the post.

709
00:26:33,620 --> 00:26:34,240
I fall over.

710
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,560
I have no VHI.

711
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:38,760
Huh.

712
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,080
No VHI for me.

713
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:41,560
You should be.

714
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:42,040
We.

715
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,460
We should be getting free healthcare.

716
00:26:44,740 --> 00:26:46,780
How come those fuckers over the water.

717
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:47,680
Have the free healthcare.

718
00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:48,320
And we don't.

719
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:50,160
You need to get on it now.

720
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:52,260
Disgusting.

721
00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:55,260
Disgusting.

722
00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:03,620
See I.

723
00:27:03,780 --> 00:27:04,900
I don't know what that is.

724
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:05,360
I have some.

725
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,280
A little schwamp.

726
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,320
Schwamp in the throat.

727
00:27:07,980 --> 00:27:08,840
I don't want to get.

728
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,520
I know how you go and get that scene.

729
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:10,880
That's.

730
00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,460
Even if I get it checked.

731
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,220
Even if I go to the doctor.

732
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:14,980
Just for a look.

733
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,000
50 quid.

734
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:17,780
Bam.

735
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:18,700
Gone.

736
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:19,700
See you later.

737
00:27:20,820 --> 00:27:21,840
Even if it was nothing.

738
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,160
I once went to the doctor.

739
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:24,220
For God's honest now.

740
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,880
I had the salt throat.

741
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,680
He told me to go home.

742
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,280
And gargle salt water.

743
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,260
And he thick and charged me 50 euro.

744
00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,380
For that information.

745
00:27:36,060 --> 00:27:36,760
Can you.

746
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:38,460
Can you believe that?

747
00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:44,460
Get out the way.

748
00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:44,460
Get out the way.

749
00:27:46,460 --> 00:27:47,120
Oh man.

750
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:49,820
Too many.

751
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,880
Too many people on this bus now today.

752
00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:53,280
Out in Westfield.

753
00:27:59,380 --> 00:27:59,980
Bones and gravy.

754
00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:02,160
Bones and gravy.

755
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:03,160
Thank you very much.

756
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:03,660
Bones.

757
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,840
Bones and gravy.

758
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:07,300
That's very very kind of you.

759
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:09,940
Duration single.

760
00:28:10,100 --> 00:28:11,740
The black eyed peas is back again.

761
00:28:11,820 --> 00:28:12,240
How are you?

762
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,480
Your brother was just on before you.

763
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:17,980
He's got a couple of tickets in the pocket himself.

764
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:21,920
We're going to have to do a little check for scum here as well.

765
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:22,520
Spoon.

766
00:28:22,900 --> 00:28:23,920
Thanks very much Spoon.

767
00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:23,980
Spoon.

768
00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:24,360
You're going to be donating.

769
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:24,780
Yeah.

770
00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:26,580
Very kind of you.

771
00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:27,380
I hope you're doing well.

772
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:29,840
Two forces.

773
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:33,100
A seven and an eight and a nine and a ten and an eleven and a two.

774
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:33,820
How are you?

775
00:28:36,100 --> 00:28:38,140
And that's a senior single.

776
00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:41,340
Quantity is true.

777
00:28:46,780 --> 00:28:47,700
Colonel.

778
00:28:49,100 --> 00:28:50,180
What's the story, Colonel?

779
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:52,820
Thank you very much, sir.

780
00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:55,700
It's very kind of you.

781
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:02,380
I can see the message.

782
00:29:02,380 --> 00:29:03,460
I can read it.

783
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,220
But if I say it, it's like it's going to jinx.

784
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,260
It's a steer chicken.

785
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,360
Thank you very much as well, steer chicken.

786
00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:11,700
A chicken on the stairs.

787
00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:14,480
Chicken on the staircase on Netflix.

788
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:18,720
No.

789
00:29:19,060 --> 00:29:19,640
There you go.

790
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,200
Are you doing a business donating?

791
00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:26,180
Vegan.

792
00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:27,120
Are you doing a business donating?

793
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:27,920
Thank you very much, vegan.

794
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,360
That's mine.

795
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:36,020
A lot of vegan style messages going on there in the tips.

796
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:38,520
The tips, the chips.

797
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,160
Next stop the Westfield.

798
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,680
That's another suspension jab, like, you know.

799
00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:46,140
Where are you?

800
00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:47,380
Mew County Council.

801
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:48,740
Where are you when we need you, like?

802
00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:53,780
That's the Westfield corn silo now, everybody.

803
00:29:54,060 --> 00:29:55,320
Westfield corn silo.

804
00:29:55,380 --> 00:29:58,740
If you need to get off the corn, the crack of corn, you can get off you.

805
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,100
That's fantastic stuff.

806
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:09,220
That's fantastic stuff.

807
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,220
And the level crossing is in operation as well.

808
00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:16,660
It's a busy, busy day.

809
00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:19,760
And I just, I don't know how we're going to get through it, to be honest.

810
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,020
Now, some days that's the way it goes.

811
00:30:22,100 --> 00:30:22,880
You know, it starts off.

812
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:23,540
It's very busy.

813
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:29,620
Some days you'll be glad of the busy days as well, though, because the time, you know, you're working.

814
00:30:29,900 --> 00:30:33,020
And if you've got a lot of work to do, the time flies by.

815
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:36,040
So you have no worry, you have no worry about the time flying.

816
00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:38,260
It's about the work getting done then.

817
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,540
But there's the days then when there's the heck all going on.

818
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,240
And you might have to pretend to work.

819
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,680
Or pretend to be doing something like, you know.

820
00:30:50,460 --> 00:30:57,380
But as I said, since I started driving the bus, it's an easy job to have, even if there's little work to be doing.

821
00:30:57,940 --> 00:31:04,600
You've always the route to be driven, even if there's not enough persons getting on the bus itself.

822
00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:10,540
Where I would worry now is, where is the company going?

823
00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:19,560
You know, there was a lot of great revenue from the numerous routes that I'd placed down there last year, throughout the past year.

824
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:25,200
And, unfortunately, there's been a lot of court cases.

825
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:27,580
A lot indicating on my drive.

826
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,800
There's been a lot of prosecutions.

827
00:31:30,820 --> 00:31:32,880
There's been too many tribunals.

828
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,720
There's been a lot of requests, you know.

829
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,600
An indecent amount of inquiries.

830
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,720
And, uh...

831
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,720
But...

832
00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:44,160
I'm still driving, you know.

833
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,140
Like I said, it's hard to keep a good thing down.

834
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,880
I think the community has my back, and my support.

835
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,080
And...

836
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,660
That's what I said as well, you know.

837
00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:56,220
That's what I said when it mattered.

838
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,380
Lovely stuff now.

839
00:32:03,500 --> 00:32:04,680
Lovely SUV there.

840
00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:04,940
What's that?

841
00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:06,160
A crash trail or something.

842
00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:09,880
They're getting more and more popular now, the big cars.

843
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:10,480
You know.

844
00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:12,440
Nobody wants to drive a little car anymore.

845
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:13,500
They want to drive a big...

846
00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:14,200
Big car.

847
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:16,460
They want to be Billy Big Bollocks.

848
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,940
Driving around in the new car.

849
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:18,720
In the...

850
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,400
In the...

851
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:20,820
It's a...

852
00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:21,120
You know.

853
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:21,780
It's a...

854
00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:22,020
It's a...

855
00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:22,260
It's a...

856
00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:22,520
It's a...

857
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:23,020
It's a...

858
00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:23,280
It's a...

859
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,020
Whatchamacallit.

860
00:32:24,100 --> 00:32:25,240
It's the land cruisers.

861
00:32:25,380 --> 00:32:27,120
And the feckin'...

862
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,800
The land rovers.

863
00:32:28,940 --> 00:32:30,020
And the range rovers.

864
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,500
And the pick-me-up trucks.

865
00:32:31,700 --> 00:32:33,020
And the...

866
00:32:33,020 --> 00:32:33,520
Ah!

867
00:32:33,780 --> 00:32:34,180
Stop.

868
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,340
Stop the lights.

869
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,380
See in this.

870
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,560
Council needs to sort that out.

871
00:32:38,620 --> 00:32:39,800
There's water on the road back there.

872
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:41,280
Coming out the road.

873
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:43,580
I...

874
00:32:43,580 --> 00:32:44,440
I was down...

875
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,140
Um...

876
00:32:46,140 --> 00:32:49,280
Just a mile outside Ballantwix the last day now.

877
00:32:49,420 --> 00:32:51,180
There was water coming out the road there as well.

878
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,660
Someone needs to fix the pumps or something like that.

879
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,460
There's water coming down from the hills.

880
00:32:58,820 --> 00:32:59,740
Flown into the sea.

881
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,240
And, uh...

882
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,280
There's more there as well.

883
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:05,140
We just drove over it.

884
00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:08,720
I'll stop the next time I see it so I can show you a close-up.

885
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,620
But water coming right from under the thermic atom.

886
00:33:14,900 --> 00:33:16,120
It's a strange...

887
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:17,720
Phenomenon.

888
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,640
If you could call it that.

889
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,880
The pipes must be bullshit.

890
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:26,440
You know.

891
00:33:27,460 --> 00:33:28,440
And you do...

892
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,280
I often stop and think about the kettle as well, you know.

893
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:32,620
How are the kettle...

894
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:34,640
Getting on in this weather.

895
00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:36,580
You know, they get on with it.

896
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:37,780
They get on with it.

897
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:40,620
The poor creatures have been...

898
00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:41,680
Imprisoned.

899
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:42,680
They've been...

900
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,560
You know, put in a field.

901
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,000
Fed the best grass.

902
00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:48,080
Oh.

903
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,680
Best of grass.

904
00:33:50,340 --> 00:33:51,260
But they don't know...

905
00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:53,320
They don't know what awaits them.

906
00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:55,180
They don't know what awaits them.

907
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,820
And that's the sad thing.

908
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:57,680
They're...

909
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,240
Aren't they...

910
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,540
Aren't they beautiful creatures?

911
00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:06,000
Not a bad word to say about anyone.

912
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,660
They don't...

913
00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:09,660
They don't...

914
00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:11,460
Attack.

915
00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:12,600
They...

916
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:13,280
They don't...

917
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,640
You know, unless they're threatened.

918
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,000
And then they'll attack.

919
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,220
They...

920
00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:18,560
Keep to themselves.

921
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:20,100
They eat grass.

922
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,380
They don't eat other animals.

923
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,080
And...

924
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,220
They're...

925
00:34:28,220 --> 00:34:29,100
They're big beasts.

926
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:30,260
They're big beasts.

927
00:34:32,340 --> 00:34:33,140
But I...

928
00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:34,700
It's strange as well, you know.

929
00:34:34,780 --> 00:34:35,840
I know all this stuff.

930
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:36,800
And I think about it.

931
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,080
Then I...

932
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,440
I demolish a steak.

933
00:34:40,860 --> 00:34:41,480
On the plate.

934
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,540
You slab a steak down on that plate.

935
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:45,440
I'll demolish that.

936
00:34:45,580 --> 00:34:45,880
Rare.

937
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:46,720
Medium rare.

938
00:34:47,900 --> 00:34:48,660
Well cooked.

939
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:49,940
Crisped.

940
00:34:50,240 --> 00:34:50,540
Burnt.

941
00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:51,720
I...

942
00:34:51,720 --> 00:34:52,300
Don't...

943
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:53,880
Give a monkey's ass.

944
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:57,540
I'd eat a steak and a heartbeat.

945
00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:02,060
Yet I feel sorry for them.

946
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:05,620
There's a disconnect, isn't there?

947
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:08,740
Normalized, actually.

948
00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:09,420
You know, you walk...

949
00:35:09,420 --> 00:35:11,020
You walk past the butchers or...

950
00:35:11,020 --> 00:35:12,300
The big...

951
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,480
The meat...

952
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,000
The meat stand in the supermarket.

953
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:16,940
You don't think about it.

954
00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:17,300
You don't...

955
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,760
You don't think about the creature with the eyes and...

956
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,360
And the...

957
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,740
The sounds, like, you know.

958
00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:26,200
So, I don't know.

959
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:27,780
I...

960
00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:29,880
I tried to give up the meat there for a while.

961
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,680
Felt okay, like, you know.

962
00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:33,320
But then...

963
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,380
Oh, I was faced with some sausages there a few days back.

964
00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:37,380
And I...

965
00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:39,480
I had to take the sausages downtown.

966
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:41,980
And by that...

967
00:35:41,980 --> 00:35:43,300
I...

968
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:44,000
Bord Nemona.

969
00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:45,640
Thank you very much, Bord Nemona.

970
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,340
Thank you very much.

971
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,060
Funeral speech was a masterpiece.

972
00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:52,420
Oh, thank you very much.

973
00:35:53,540 --> 00:35:55,700
Hopefully there'll be no more of those...

974
00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:56,660
Today, because...

975
00:35:56,660 --> 00:35:56,940
Ah!

976
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,280
Because I'm...

977
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,440
Bloody well sick of them.

978
00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:05,920
And it's not...

979
00:36:05,920 --> 00:36:07,660
It's not nice when you've been...

980
00:36:07,660 --> 00:36:09,920
You've had a pout in that funeral as well, like, you know.

981
00:36:11,240 --> 00:36:13,320
You've had a pout to play in the making of it.

982
00:36:14,100 --> 00:36:15,900
As well as a pout to play in...

983
00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:18,020
And delivering a great, great speech.

984
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,000
And...

985
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,540
That's what everybody wants.

986
00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:24,080
That's one of those.

987
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:24,940
You need to...

988
00:36:24,940 --> 00:36:26,320
You need to raise the vote.

989
00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:29,800
So I always make sure to try and...

990
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,600
You know, lift the spirits...

991
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,600
You know, lift the spirits...

992
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:36,260
Of those who have gathered.

993
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,600
And, you know...

994
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,560
Refresh their memory and let them...

995
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,600
Remind them that, you know, that's...

996
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,160
There's still good stuff going on out there.

997
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:46,920
Like, you know, there's happy times ahead.

998
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:49,640
You know, there's Cheltenham.

999
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,140
Cheltenham's coming up.

1000
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,240
It's Paris, eh?

1001
00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:58,120
Although...

1002
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,200
That could be a washout now with the coronavirus.

1003
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:02,620
Oh, yeah, man.

1004
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,120
I think they should stick that coronavirus up their hole, to be honest, because...

1005
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,120
If it's gonna...

1006
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,740
If it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen.

1007
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:14,500
You can't stop a whole day of drink.

1008
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,000
The feast of pints, like...

1009
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:20,280
The feed of drink.

1010
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,000
The out...

1011
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,060
The outer drink.

1012
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:24,940
Oh, here, kid.

1013
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,160
That's the story.

1014
00:37:28,300 --> 00:37:29,920
There was a nice bit of flashage there.

1015
00:37:30,580 --> 00:37:31,220
It's the Ivaco.

1016
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,400
Ivaco the Terrible.

1017
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,040
How are you doing?

1018
00:37:34,940 --> 00:37:35,760
Good man yourself.

1019
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,100
See you later.

1020
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:41,560
And that's a lovely situation, that one.

1021
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:42,340
That's a CNG.

1022
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,980
We had to get them now, those CNG ones, in, because of the...

1023
00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:48,440
The Green Police.

1024
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,820
The carbon datas.

1025
00:37:50,140 --> 00:37:50,980
The carbon dated...

1026
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,820
Carbon neutralizations.

1027
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,040
Neutralize the amount of carbon your footprint has taken up.

1028
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,180
I said, look at the footprint I have.

1029
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:04,620
Look at the...

1030
00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:05,960
That's my footprint right there.

1031
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:07,540
And there's...

1032
00:38:07,540 --> 00:38:09,980
There's zero carbon emissions out of these bad boys.

1033
00:38:11,260 --> 00:38:13,260
The only thing you're going to witness out of these...

1034
00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:16,020
Is pure magic.

1035
00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:20,560
Whether it's acceleration, brake...

1036
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,100
Or clutch.

1037
00:38:23,060 --> 00:38:24,660
These babies can take anything.

1038
00:38:25,420 --> 00:38:26,100
Also the...

1039
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:28,660
The pedals I'm dealing with down there now.

1040
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:31,800
They're stainless steel.

1041
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,920
They're stainless steel.

1042
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:35,200
And they've got some...

1043
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,220
They've got a few rubbery grips on them as well.

1044
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:38,320
So the...

1045
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:38,640
There's...

1046
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:42,200
There's a nice bit of grippage between the soul of the piss flicker.

1047
00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,240
And then the face of the pedal as well.

1048
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:47,880
It's a great combination.

1049
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,540
And one that I really recommend to any...

1050
00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:51,160
Burgeoning...

1051
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,780
Bus drivers out there.

1052
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:55,540
Get involved in it.

1053
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:57,180
It's a fantastic situation.

1054
00:38:58,700 --> 00:38:59,260
All the best.

1055
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:00,820
All the best.

1056
00:39:00,900 --> 00:39:01,420
All the best.

1057
00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:01,980
It's your boss.

1058
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,580
It's boss or bust.

1059
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:07,120
That's what they say.

1060
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:14,440
Why...

1061
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,260
Why stress sucks lol?

1062
00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:18,200
Says Sarah there.

1063
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:20,320
Hey, here.

1064
00:39:20,620 --> 00:39:21,960
Don't mark the sack, Sarah.

1065
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,240
Don't mark the sack.

1066
00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,300
Because you need to have...

1067
00:39:27,300 --> 00:39:28,840
You need to have the...

1068
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:30,600
The style going as well, you know.

1069
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:32,100
Between...

1070
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:34,760
Between boot cut and shoe...

1071
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,040
Lies an area which is...

1072
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,560
Very neglected sometimes by...

1073
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:41,520
The people out there in the fashion world.

1074
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:43,720
And...

1075
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:44,560
You need...

1076
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,300
You need to really sock up well.

1077
00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:49,360
Sock up or sock out, lads.

1078
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,640
It's as easy as that.

1079
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,300
You don't want to get caught out wearing shit socks.

1080
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,280
Because it's happening.

1081
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,060
It's not nice.

1082
00:39:58,880 --> 00:39:59,160
Day...

1083
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,700
Day senior to this gentleman.

1084
00:40:02,980 --> 00:40:04,980
I doubt he'll be seeing many other days.

1085
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:05,580
The look on him.

1086
00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:07,940
He looks like he's a...

1087
00:40:07,940 --> 00:40:10,560
He looks like he's fond of a sup.

1088
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:12,960
But aren't we all?

1089
00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:17,540
Isn't it amazing how some people can be fond of the sup?

1090
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,400
And they can really pull it off and do a good job.

1091
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,380
And they've got a...

1092
00:40:22,380 --> 00:40:23,980
They've got a great face.

1093
00:40:25,100 --> 00:40:26,160
And other people...

1094
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:27,380
They might not be a...

1095
00:40:27,380 --> 00:40:29,320
They might not be big time...

1096
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:30,380
Sup mechanics.

1097
00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:33,620
Picked up the garbage there that you sat on.

1098
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:34,200
You...

1099
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,740
You dirty old trout.

1100
00:40:36,740 --> 00:40:38,740
I've never called a man a trout before.

1101
00:40:38,820 --> 00:40:39,620
Or even a passenger.

1102
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:41,240
I don't believe in that.

1103
00:40:41,460 --> 00:40:42,300
I'm doing that too either.

1104
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,240
Because it's not nice.

1105
00:40:43,820 --> 00:40:45,380
Somebody sits on a piece of rubbish.

1106
00:40:45,700 --> 00:40:46,500
Doesn't pick it up.

1107
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:48,360
You're gonna get trouted.

1108
00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:50,340
How are you getting on there now?

1109
00:40:50,420 --> 00:40:51,180
What are you doing you?

1110
00:40:52,060 --> 00:40:52,900
What's with the hell?

1111
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:53,580
Huh?

1112
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,780
You need to sort that out.

1113
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:58,680
Maybe you can go to the hell dresses and get some...

1114
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,520
Get a bottle of juice for men or something.

1115
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,040
He needs a shape up down the back as well.

1116
00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:05,280
Look.

1117
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,320
He's got a little rat's tail down the back.

1118
00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:09,900
How are you getting on, rat?

1119
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:10,780
It's a story.

1120
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:12,680
You were the ticket, good man yourself.

1121
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,300
Another Starbucks.

1122
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:20,400
Starpricks.

1123
00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:22,400
Any...

1124
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,120
Anybody in without a ticket, you're getting...

1125
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,140
You're getting done.

1126
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:26,820
Purple.

1127
00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:29,080
Good man yourself, purple onion.

1128
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,520
The purple onion.

1129
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,680
This is like a phone here trying to take another picture.

1130
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:38,140
Are you there?

1131
00:41:41,020 --> 00:41:43,400
We're gonna be evolving into a...

1132
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,820
We're gonna have arched backs.

1133
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:45,960
Curved backs now.

1134
00:41:46,100 --> 00:41:46,360
Do you know?

1135
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,660
Because of the phones like this.

1136
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:54,640
We're gonna be evolving into gremlin-like status like this.

1137
00:41:54,640 --> 00:42:05,080
Won't even be moving the head to look at...

1138
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,180
See, you're saying something to me there when I'm on the phone.

1139
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,580
This is what you get out of the people nowadays.

1140
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,200
Like this.

1141
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:11,860
See, you just said something to me.

1142
00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:12,480
I'll go like this.

1143
00:42:18,320 --> 00:42:19,980
Don't even bother my arse trying to make it.

1144
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:22,260
Isn't that sad?

1145
00:42:22,780 --> 00:42:23,960
People are gonna have a lot...

1146
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:28,740
Surprise, there's not a big influx into the A&E with stiff necks and...

1147
00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:30,220
Feckin' square eyes.

1148
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:32,760
Alright.

1149
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:35,680
Portrait...

1150
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:35,800
Portrait...

1151
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,940
Portrait-shaped eyes.

1152
00:42:39,620 --> 00:42:41,440
Because phones are not square.

1153
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,760
Used to be square with the telly.

1154
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:48,600
Now it's a kind of 16-9 job landscape mode.

1155
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:54,820
And they're buying phones that are like tablets as well.

1156
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:57,760
The drugs...

1157
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,620
The drugs...

1158
00:42:58,620 --> 00:42:59,980
They used to be addicted to tablets.

1159
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,220
They used to be taking tablets.

1160
00:43:02,060 --> 00:43:03,260
And now they're on the tablets.

1161
00:43:04,120 --> 00:43:04,300
Eh?

1162
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,880
Isn't that a mind warp?

1163
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,840
Isn't that a mind warp altogether?

1164
00:43:12,980 --> 00:43:14,040
The tablet is...

1165
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,500
It's the new drug.

1166
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:16,880
It's the new drug.

1167
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,400
Check for scum.

1168
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,000
Thank you very much for your tip there.

1169
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:22,640
Check for scum.

1170
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:23,540
I did.

1171
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:29,280
And it yielded 0% scum to sound ratio.

1172
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,100
That's okay.

1173
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,100
Thank you very much for your tip.

1174
00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:37,500
And is this a stop that I am meant to be stopping on?

1175
00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:38,360
I am not so sure.

1176
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:38,860
Donate.

1177
00:43:40,860 --> 00:43:42,680
*starts to play*

1178
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:44,620
Dylan, thank you very much Dylan.

1179
00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:47,620
*starts to play*

1180
00:43:47,620 --> 00:43:49,620
Dylan...

1181
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,480
Now, Chino's.

1182
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,480
The Mancino.

1183
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:58,940
And then, what off? What off? What off? What off? What off?

1184
00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:04,040
*starts to play*

1185
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,040
Spice bag.

1186
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,100
And that's an amazing- six fair dodgers!

1187
00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,100
You're joking!

1188
00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:14,100
Scumbags!

1189
00:44:14,100 --> 00:44:17,720
And spicy bag, thank you very much for your tip there.

1190
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,100
And Dylan's net- Dylan, thank you very much.

1191
00:44:20,100 --> 00:44:21,100
*starts to play*

1192
00:44:21,100 --> 00:44:23,100
*starts to play*

1193
00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:25,100
*starts to play*

1194
00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:27,100
Joey, Joey Waldron.

1195
00:44:27,100 --> 00:44:31,100
Joey bloody Waldron, how are ya? Thank you very much.

1196
00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:33,100
You're very kind, the latter, ya.

1197
00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:37,100
*starts to play*

1198
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:40,860
It almost bring a tear to the eye.

1199
00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:41,940
You don't have a bit of donating.

1200
00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:45,540
You don't have a bit of donating, yeah.

1201
00:44:46,220 --> 00:44:47,660
Jean Bootcut.

1202
00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:49,760
Thank you very much.

1203
00:44:50,980 --> 00:44:52,140
I hope you're doing well.

1204
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,260
And that life is...

1205
00:44:54,260 --> 00:44:57,160
Is going nicer than the weather outside.

1206
00:44:58,580 --> 00:45:00,720
Storm Jorge, the last day. Did you hear him?

1207
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:04,940
Would they ever give us a rest?

1208
00:45:05,980 --> 00:45:09,380
Would the storms just give us a rest for one feckin' week?

1209
00:45:11,780 --> 00:45:14,440
They've my head wrecked. They've the roads flooded.

1210
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,940
I don't know what we did to deserve this week anyway.

1211
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,140
The coronavirus made landfall.

1212
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:26,960
And then Storm Jorge.

1213
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,840
Was blowing everyone off the west coast of the country.

1214
00:45:34,860 --> 00:45:38,380
Insanity.

1215
00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:39,260
And it's only...

1216
00:45:39,260 --> 00:45:43,320
It's only gonna get windier and more windswept as the week goes along.

1217
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,340
I've seen it on Metaaren forecast the last day.

1218
00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:49,560
So it'd be well to keep on a Mac in a sack.

1219
00:45:50,780 --> 00:45:52,040
Forget the MacBook Pro.

1220
00:45:52,620 --> 00:45:54,300
Get on the Mac Jacket Pro.

1221
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:55,340
Eh?

1222
00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:56,840
Get yourself down to...

1223
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:57,900
Eh?

1224
00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,640
Your local footwear and drapery enthusiast.

1225
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:06,240
And ask him for the most robust and rugged rain jacket.

1226
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:07,920
Money can purchase.

1227
00:46:09,300 --> 00:46:10,140
Stick it on you then.

1228
00:46:11,940 --> 00:46:12,300
And eh...

1229
00:46:12,300 --> 00:46:15,360
Face brave the weather with that.

1230
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:18,740
Umbrella be no use to you as well.

1231
00:46:19,300 --> 00:46:21,780
You've seen the lads down in Galway and Salt Hill.

1232
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:25,720
The umbrella doesn't work in Salt Hill.

1233
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:27,900
Because the rain is coming up at you as well.

1234
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:29,620
You'd be able to...

1235
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,260
You need an umbrella for the top.

1236
00:46:31,340 --> 00:46:31,760
One for them.

1237
00:46:31,860 --> 00:46:32,820
And another two for the side.

1238
00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:33,920
And then one in front and one back.

1239
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,840
You basically need to be inside a big bloody ball.

1240
00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:40,160
But I wouldn't do that in Salt Hill either.

1241
00:46:41,460 --> 00:46:42,640
Because you'd get blown away.

1242
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,900
You'd get blown away in a bloody ball out to sea.

1243
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:48,120
And then...

1244
00:46:49,180 --> 00:46:52,120
I'd feel really bad then about that as well because...

1245
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:54,060
It was me that told you to do it.

1246
00:46:54,460 --> 00:46:54,780
You know?

1247
00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:57,220
So I'm not coming...

1248
00:46:57,220 --> 00:46:58,540
I'm not listening to me now.

1249
00:46:58,620 --> 00:47:00,260
I want to reiterate this.

1250
00:47:02,060 --> 00:47:04,340
Nobody gets inside a ball out in Salt Hill.

1251
00:47:04,340 --> 00:47:06,140
Okay.

1252
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,700
I'm not telling you to do that.

1253
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,420
You've got to be careful because people take you seriously like you know.

1254
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,620
He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1255
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,380
He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1256
00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:21,160
He's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1257
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:23,940
Tommy's driving that bus and he's driving it nice.

1258
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,600
Heading to the roundabout.

1259
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,700
He's hitting it nice.

1260
00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:28,340
Take the second left turn.

1261
00:47:28,420 --> 00:47:29,500
He's driving it nice.

1262
00:47:29,980 --> 00:47:31,160
Singles at the right turn.

1263
00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:32,260
Driving it nice.

1264
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,960
Singles at the left turn.

1265
00:47:34,100 --> 00:47:35,100
He's driving it nice.

1266
00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:36,100
He's driving it nice.

1267
00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:37,100
He's looking at the air cruising through your towel.

1268
00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:38,100
He's looking at the front door.

1269
00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,100
He's looking at the front door.

1270
00:47:39,100 --> 00:47:40,100
He's looking at the front door.

1271
00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:41,100
He's looking at the front door.

1272
00:47:41,100 --> 00:47:42,100
He's looking at the front door.

1273
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,100
He's looking at the front door.

1274
00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:44,100
He's looking at the front door.

1275
00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:45,100
He's looking at the front door.

1276
00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:46,100
He's looking at the front door.

1277
00:47:46,100 --> 00:47:47,100
He's looking at the front door.

1278
00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:48,100
He's looking at the front door.

1279
00:47:48,100 --> 00:47:49,100
He's looking at the front door.

1280
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:50,100
He's looking at the front door.

1281
00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:51,100
He's looking at the front door.

1282
00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:52,100
He's looking at the front door.

1283
00:47:52,100 --> 00:47:53,100
He's looking at the front door.

1284
00:47:53,100 --> 00:47:54,100
He's looking at the front door.

1285
00:47:54,100 --> 00:47:55,100
He's looking at the front door.

1286
00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:56,100
He's looking at the front door.

1287
00:47:56,100 --> 00:47:57,100
It looks legit.

1288
00:47:57,100 --> 00:47:58,100
The spray paper couch.

1289
00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:03,100
Hey, you're doing a little don't eat.

1290
00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:07,100
How are you getting that?

1291
00:48:07,100 --> 00:48:08,100
Hey, Cleonero.

1292
00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:11,100
Thank you very much.

1293
00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:17,340
much thank you thank you very much I hope you're doing well and everything is

1294
00:48:17,340 --> 00:48:24,300
going tickety-boo with you now what do we do we open the doors for these guys

1295
00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:34,560
wait we let these guys we let these green goes on hey we won't be mean we

1296
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:38,140
won't be mean we won't be mean we won't be mean we won't be mean we won't be

1297
00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:56,200
mean we won't be mean we won't be mean staying clear oh yeah now a few people got on there without

1298
00:48:56,200 --> 00:49:03,040
paying cash so we will need to check for the scum there but that's me saying there's come without

1299
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:11,280
really knowing if there's come and but I know we know wipers on either turn those wipers on far

1300
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:31,700
light windscreen wipers good man there we go the wonder of the wonder of modern mechanics and the bus and the car and the vehicle the passenger vehicle it's amazing how it'll all be driverless

1301
00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:39,940
you know in a maybe not in our lifetime it'll all be driverless but in the next generation the next generation

1302
00:49:39,940 --> 00:49:50,660
maybe the grandkids now and maybe the no maybe my grandkids grandkids will be in a driverless society maybe

1303
00:49:50,660 --> 00:49:58,900
but uh how could you stop that you know maybe where you could police it you could you could say

1304
00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:06,900
cars are not allowed on the road uh diesel and petrol not allowed on the road but you'll have someone I'm gonna keep it

1305
00:50:06,900 --> 00:50:15,140
I have a I have a clapped out old feckin sterlet in the shed and nobody knows I have that at home

1306
00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:31,860
and I'm gonna keep that in a bunker and I'll give the locking key to my grand grandson's grandson and I'll say look at these things the key to what's inside this garage now will blow your mind it's illegal and you're not allowed to drive it

1307
00:50:31,860 --> 00:50:40,100
and he'll be like drive what does that mean I'll go yeah drive as in you operate of course

1308
00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:46,340
I'll be long gone and dead so I'll there will be no secondary exchange between the conversation from my end

1309
00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:48,340
unless I manage to

1310
00:50:48,340 --> 00:50:57,460
curry favor with the gods above and they've given me rights to just speak to people from heaven or or even haunt people as well

1311
00:50:57,460 --> 00:51:05,700
there's a few mean spirits there's a few fuckers that I wouldn't mind haunting when I'm gone and

1312
00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:09,700
there's that lad who cut me off the last day when I was just coming out of Ballantwigs

1313
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:19,700
he was in the uh the cherry colored Cleo and uh he was smiling and he went as he was driving away he did this

1314
00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:26,900
little and then back to the wheel as well I seen it I seen the extension I don't know whether or not he was scratching or

1315
00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:35,860
like that but I I seen it but anyways long story short I took the number plate down

1316
00:51:38,340 --> 00:51:49,060
and I I'm in the process of tracing and uh don't worry it's all above board data protection safe and sound

1317
00:51:49,780 --> 00:51:55,460
I'm basically using all the tools that are out there already and it's just called the internet

1318
00:51:56,340 --> 00:52:02,500
and uh people apparently I'm not on social media or the internet but apparently apparently now

1319
00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:14,980
most of the world is spending its time on either facebook or instagram or twitter or any of these places

1320
00:52:15,620 --> 00:52:24,900
and they are willingly giving away information willingly uh giving away all their private information

1321
00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:37,060
because they've been lured into a trap which the trap is uh try and get some responses like comments

1322
00:52:37,060 --> 00:52:45,700
or likes on whatever you can post that's the trap the game was set the game is read okay from the echo

1323
00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:54,020
so then people try and get the responses the shares the likes but in doing so they're giving away themselves

1324
00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:59,780
piece by piece and day by day and then when it comes to the when it comes to the crunch

1325
00:53:00,740 --> 00:53:06,340
and you've got some cheeky little ju-cho trying to flip the barge when you're coming out of the the the

1326
00:53:06,340 --> 00:53:17,780
the roundabout of Ballantwix you don't realize that Tommy Tommy Schlug is watching them and I I can I've got I've got I've got I know a few people

1327
00:53:18,420 --> 00:53:31,460
in places places places of operation I know a few people who can work on computers as well I know a lad comes into the pub every Wednesday and Thursday

1328
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,420
and he has Google on the phone

1329
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:47,380
oh the indicator is on oh and now we're getting done for that we're getting done for that as well the nanny state is

1330
00:53:48,660 --> 00:53:56,900
is trying to cramp my style and ruin my life but uh yeah Johnny Google he'll be in the pub there this week now

1331
00:53:57,540 --> 00:54:05,220
we'll all gather around and drink pints while we uh we try and track down more information on mr. Mr. Cleo

1332
00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:12,900
don't worry we're gonna get that fecker we're gonna get i'll keep you i'll keep you abreast of all the information

1333
00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:23,060
it's gonna be it's gonna be a classic it's gonna be el classico real Madrid versus Barcelona tonight at eight o'clock that's what it's gonna be

1334
00:54:23,940 --> 00:54:33,940
you wanna you wanna know why it's an early bus today folks well el classico yeah up the shafts thank you very much

1335
00:54:35,620 --> 00:54:39,860
thank you very much up the shafts i don't know what shafts you're on about there

1336
00:54:42,340 --> 00:54:50,660
but uh up them anyways we've got a green light green lighter go go from Charlie George

1337
00:54:51,940 --> 00:55:03,140
the famous arsenal clear oh it would have been before your time now it would have been before your time

1338
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:13,700
not my time i remember him sticking the ball into the back of the sack i was a young fella i was working

1339
00:55:13,700 --> 00:55:18,900
over in london the back the back fecker broken from digging

1340
00:55:19,940 --> 00:55:26,180
staying clear the doors are closed french's tunnels feck and ditches whatever the feck

1341
00:55:30,020 --> 00:55:34,020
senior and a quantity one good man yourself 540.

1342
00:55:37,380 --> 00:55:41,380
so that's something you need to be aware of as well folks okay you're being you're giving your

1343
00:55:41,380 --> 00:55:50,900
information away to to who papa google do you think gary google and frankie facebook are going to respect

1344
00:55:51,460 --> 00:56:01,380
your privacy when it comes to the crunch and uh do you think would you think now in this country which

1345
00:56:01,380 --> 00:56:07,380
has been blighted with scandals and uh tribunals backhanders sneaky envelopes

1346
00:56:09,380 --> 00:56:15,060
the weather you've got apple not paying tax do you think for a second now that these companies

1347
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:21,460
when compromised when wanting to shield their tax haven status in ireland

1348
00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:28,500
and you get a you get a corrupt politician or a bent cop or something going into them going look it

1349
00:56:29,620 --> 00:56:33,540
you're gonna have to share a bit of info with us now on this guy or that guy

1350
00:56:35,220 --> 00:56:42,900
they'll be like yes sir no sir three bags full guard ish you can yes mr politician as long as you can give us

1351
00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:52,260
another bit of a tax swipe off here is thomas thomas slug here here's all his accounts his searches and

1352
00:56:52,260 --> 00:57:02,340
uh we've built it we've built a profile about him and uh that's the way it is yeah well it's orwellian

1353
00:57:04,740 --> 00:57:16,660
in its scope and in its potential because even before the internet they will work at this now

1354
00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:24,420
lovely suspension that's the suspension that gets knackered with the uh the potholes

1355
00:57:26,420 --> 00:57:31,620
you know mayo county council if you're watching i hope to god you're filling those holes

1356
00:57:33,540 --> 00:57:41,140
you need to get whole masters or some third party hold fellers into the mix because i want to spend more

1357
00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:50,580
time watching winter of passion less time worrying about the state of the infrastructure and the fact

1358
00:57:51,460 --> 00:57:56,420
road driving sorry about that i mean look at that

1359
00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:02,580
steve that man what she's not even holding anything above her head like

1360
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:12,260
that's the that's the way that's the way things are going real real builders ridge everybody real

1361
00:58:12,260 --> 00:58:19,140
builders ridge if you want to get off i suggest you make your way to the exits now if you don't want to

1362
00:58:19,140 --> 00:58:24,900
get off i suggest you keep doing what you're doing sit down and wait for the next shop or whatever

1363
00:58:24,900 --> 00:58:27,060
step you're getting at thank you very much

1364
00:58:32,020 --> 00:58:39,380
now a passenger is at my door and he's requesting a single regular ticket and you can have it mr grim

1365
00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:49,460
why so sad i mean it's obvious you're soaked to the skin to the bone really surprises me the lack of

1366
00:58:49,460 --> 00:58:57,700
now is in foresight if i'm leaving the house dropper in i'll stick the jacket i never even it's jacket i

1367
00:58:57,700 --> 00:59:04,340
never take the jacket off it's lovely it's padded it's got the leather which will protect against the

1368
00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:16,340
elements outside the big bad world and it's got a lovely tartan interior d d d g b thank you very much d g b that is

1369
00:59:16,340 --> 00:59:23,460
very very very kind of you and thank you for your your support and and i want to tell you something

1370
00:59:24,820 --> 00:59:29,460
it's pure leather real genuine leather made in south korea

1371
00:59:32,100 --> 00:59:33,220
made in south korea

1372
00:59:35,380 --> 00:59:41,940
so there you go if it's not working out over here you can get a korea in korea making leather jackets

1373
00:59:45,300 --> 00:59:50,580
and tommy wiso job which is apparently where he saw he got the money for the film

1374
00:59:52,340 --> 00:59:56,660
the doors are open thank you very much dgb i hope you're doing well

1375
00:59:56,660 --> 01:00:03,860
stay clear the doors are open and anthony golden let me tell you something anthony

1376
01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:12,660
you're the golden boy eh you're the you're the golden ticket tonight

1377
01:00:17,780 --> 01:00:19,860
good man anthony thank you very much thank you

1378
01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:28,900
and uh look it'll protect against the rain and the leather will protect against the rain but it won't

1379
01:00:28,900 --> 01:00:30,740
i don't know if it'll stop the coronavirus

1380
01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:40,740
it might it might do i might i might have to wrap the head in leather but um

1381
01:00:42,580 --> 01:00:49,780
i knew a lad who did that and everyone just called him a gimp and it stuck you know even though he didn't wear the leather mask

1382
01:00:51,380 --> 01:00:54,900
it was a great idea at the time i remember him saying to johnny up the bar

1383
01:00:55,940 --> 01:01:05,940
i'm going to wrap a sheet of leather around my head and cut out uh you know eye holes and a couple of nasal passages and a mouth hole as well

1384
01:01:06,740 --> 01:01:15,540
and uh yeah he was arrested on the street for for wearing it because it's the association with uh

1385
01:01:16,980 --> 01:01:17,780
with bad show

1386
01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:22,820
you can't be wearing that out on the street

1387
01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:32,740
although there was a feckin gay pride march there a few months back or whenever the hell that was

1388
01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:38,580
town was blocked off you could not drive through it i had to take a different route and uh

1389
01:01:40,340 --> 01:01:43,220
we we crossed over a bridge anyway you could see down the parade

1390
01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:49,540
and there was a fella dressed up as a a dog in like a leather dog and he was being whipped

1391
01:01:50,660 --> 01:01:56,500
and i was thinking to myself what's the fecking story with that because i mean

1392
01:01:58,580 --> 01:02:05,300
it's it's your pride about what's the pride about there and uh your family is as well walking through town

1393
01:02:06,740 --> 01:02:10,100
asking questions about a man dressed up as a leather dog being whipped

1394
01:02:12,020 --> 01:02:18,580
it's a bit fecking much like you know i think they need to have an overhaul of those parades and because

1395
01:02:18,580 --> 01:02:27,620
they're getting they're getting out ahead and look at it sluggeron it's an equal opportunities bus

1396
01:02:28,580 --> 01:02:36,180
look at it 360 degrees of equality the only street i drive down is equality street

1397
01:02:37,300 --> 01:02:42,980
and there's no shitty we've we've chucked out all the uh the coffee flavored ones actually that wouldn't be

1398
01:02:42,980 --> 01:02:50,340
very equalitarian so we've actually kept we've kept the shitsweeds in as well and we're just gonna have a

1399
01:02:50,340 --> 01:02:55,540
good time but you cannot be dressing up as a leather dog and getting whipped for god's sake it's

1400
01:02:57,380 --> 01:03:04,820
it's just not on now how are you doing boss are you getting on are you getting off yeah what's the story

1401
01:03:04,820 --> 01:03:10,420
is that everybody you know this fella i should have checked the last crowd there's a shower there that got on

1402
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:15,860
i'm not talking about the rain outside but there was a shower that got on and off a lot of those guys

1403
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:22,340
now are you doing a bit of donating your tea hon thank you very much your tea hon yeah very kind of you

1404
01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:29,380
that's mine but there was a lot of people who got off the last stop there now and freaking there's a few

1405
01:03:29,380 --> 01:03:35,780
who didn't pay i know it and i'm going to be ripping when we get out of this place i'm gonna be ripping

1406
01:03:38,260 --> 01:03:43,380
ripping yarns

1407
01:03:47,380 --> 01:03:54,740
what even is a leather dog anyway there isn't even leather dogs in existence no but um that's the

1408
01:03:54,740 --> 01:04:06,500
world the world is going crazy i said that the other night uh in the woolhig and it got a good laugh i said

1409
01:04:08,820 --> 01:04:30,260
the world the world everyone is going crazy and everyone left it wasn't even a joke

1410
01:04:30,260 --> 01:04:48,500
oh but it turned out that they were all laughing because some clown had put a sticker on my back that

1411
01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:58,580
said i'm a wanker so i thought that i was being a i thought i was being a hoot turns out i was the butt of a of somebody else's joke

1412
01:05:00,740 --> 01:05:02,740
don't worry i have his card marked as well

1413
01:05:05,780 --> 01:05:06,980
i'm not gonna say his name

1414
01:05:11,300 --> 01:05:12,100
better watch out

1415
01:05:14,740 --> 01:05:16,580
better watch out all i'm saying is

1416
01:05:18,740 --> 01:05:24,980
darren conway better be watching out the next the next week because it won't be i see him again it won't

1417
01:05:24,980 --> 01:05:30,260
be fucking stickers i'll be putting on him i'll be sticking something on him it might be a fish

1418
01:05:30,260 --> 01:05:38,340
fished i wouldn't do that i wouldn't do that i wouldn't do that i wouldn't do that i wouldn't do that

1419
01:05:45,860 --> 01:05:54,260
thinking maybe putting um pepper pepper corns you know getting a pepper grinder and grinding pepper

1420
01:05:54,260 --> 01:06:06,820
into his pint and then when he drinks that he'll get an awful fright hello hello how are you doing

1421
01:06:09,780 --> 01:06:17,540
how are you getting on what's the story any crack you need to put your wipers on

1422
01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:22,980
you'll want to put the wipers on men

1423
01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:34,900
fucking ignorance ignorance is bleesh until you get fucking bleached out of it by the bliss brothers

1424
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:43,380
i've said this to you before ignorance can be a godsend like you know if you're not aware of the

1425
01:06:43,380 --> 01:06:49,220
the bullshit that's going on around the world then you could be a happy bear then as soon as you're not

1426
01:06:49,220 --> 01:06:55,060
ignorant you're you're i think maybe that's it i remember you remember when you're a kid and ever

1427
01:06:55,060 --> 01:07:05,140
since class great times on real days not a worry in the world well it's ignorance i suppose i used to think

1428
01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:12,820
that it was it might have been something else but it's just ignorance and then when you when you realize

1429
01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:21,360
what's going on you know you've got your COVID-19 and your fucking storm Jorge battering the door

1430
01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:27,180
down you go outside in the pissing rain to get a loaf of bread as a fella dressed up as a leather

1431
01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:37,040
dog getting whipped and you're going I wish I was fucking ignorant but that's just the way it is

1432
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:42,880
you can't you can't be ignorant your whole time you have to be aware because if you're not aware

1433
01:07:42,880 --> 01:07:47,460
then you end up like this but soaked to the skin wearing a t-shirt in the rain

1434
01:07:47,460 --> 01:07:57,660
so it's it's a tough you know it's a tough you need to persevere the rain the rain and the bad

1435
01:07:57,660 --> 01:08:03,820
weather you know you know the crack with the bad one it'll be gone soon and you'll be in the summer

1436
01:08:03,820 --> 01:08:11,680
and it'll be fucking mighty so there's a lesson in there every season any anaconda jesus

1437
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:23,960
anaconda jesus thank you very much anaconda j very very kind here you know once we get through this

1438
01:08:23,960 --> 01:08:35,300
the storm period stormy we can rejoice in the good weather period and maybe that's that's god's way of saying

1439
01:08:35,300 --> 01:08:41,400
you gotta go through the the shade to get to the good times

1440
01:08:41,400 --> 01:08:46,820
imagine what it was like back in the day before they had houses built

1441
01:08:46,820 --> 01:08:54,680
and uh you had to make your own hut or there's lads in portal dolmens underneath portal dolmens

1442
01:08:54,680 --> 01:09:08,720
how did they build the portal dolmens you'd need a truck or something to lift that rock and put it up on top of another two rocks like you know or was it the result of the ice age?

1443
01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:18,480
any any geologists or historians watching there now can tell me how a feckin portal dolmens

1444
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:19,480
got made

1445
01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:28,340
thank you very much dolmens

1446
01:09:28,340 --> 01:09:39,340
does anybody have the information there on there does anybody have the information on the dolmens? time impression

1447
01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:48,200
i get thank you very much igas

1448
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:53,200
and horlicks thank you very much

1449
01:09:53,200 --> 01:10:02,200
they would just hoist it using wooden frames is that true? they floated the stones and spun them into position

1450
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:09,700
position. Sharps and music. Thank you very much. You're really kind. I appreciate that.

1451
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:15,640
Thank you for thrusting the slugger on delivering you to your destination.

1452
01:10:18,780 --> 01:10:25,760
Kerry tourist board made them in the 60s. That's another up the shaft. Thank you very much.

1453
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:31,580
That's another conspiracy theory now that the Kerry tourist board actually made portal

1454
01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:40,360
dolmens in the 60s and then pretended that they were from a Neolithic, Paleolithic, Mesolithic age or whatever you call that, lithic.

1455
01:10:43,980 --> 01:10:53,760
So they're not, maybe they're fake, are they? They're not, they're heavy enough. I slapped a dolmen there and it was a real solid stone.

1456
01:10:54,780 --> 01:11:03,560
There's one out by Crowpatrick. Had to spin out that way a few weeks back before the deluge, before the rotten weather.

1457
01:11:05,060 --> 01:11:19,680
And there's some Mesolithic job out there or something. Down the, down near the abbey. Tell you where, if you can go to the famine memorial there, it is out in the, past Westport, out towards Crowpatrick.

1458
01:11:22,620 --> 01:11:29,860
There is the famine, like the boat, the art, the, it's a big installation thing they made there. And then there's an abbey.

1459
01:11:32,400 --> 01:11:44,500
There is an abbey there and there's some, some stones and old kind of walls and old kind of stones and feel like an old dolmen job.

1460
01:11:46,180 --> 01:11:57,340
Have a look for yourself there. That's not made up. No, you can't pluck that out of thin air. You can't just go out into the field and go, do you know what? Today I'm going to make a portal, darling.

1461
01:11:58,380 --> 01:12:02,580
You'd need a hell of a lot of manpower and horsepower and this was before the horse-drawn cart.

1462
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:06,700
Maybe the cart and the horse had been drawn, yeah, by then.

1463
01:12:07,220 --> 01:12:10,360
But it's definitely before the age of steam.

1464
01:12:11,180 --> 01:12:12,160
The age of power.

1465
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:21,080
And, uh, oh, look at that.

1466
01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:22,880
Cleo, right? Oh, fuck.

1467
01:12:23,100 --> 01:12:27,700
There was a Fiat 500 there and then a, a purple Aventis.

1468
01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:33,820
I tell you what is a nice car. The Camry.

1469
01:12:34,620 --> 01:12:37,860
I was looking at one of those last year, no, just outside Caraboyle.

1470
01:12:38,460 --> 01:12:40,360
Someone had driven, and it was an automatic.

1471
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:43,600
2015 Camry.

1472
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:45,660
Leather interior.

1473
01:12:46,660 --> 01:12:48,600
I think it was a hybrid as well, you know.

1474
01:12:51,220 --> 01:12:52,160
Lovely cars.

1475
01:12:52,600 --> 01:12:53,800
Lovely cars.

1476
01:12:54,300 --> 01:12:55,240
Lovely cars.

1477
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:58,060
Like, uh, somewhere.

1478
01:12:58,300 --> 01:13:01,280
It was like all the best parts of a Corolla and an Aventis.

1479
01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:04,000
And you have a heavy, it's a heavy build.

1480
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:04,940
It's weighted.

1481
01:13:06,940 --> 01:13:09,420
I had a look on Dundeele the last day, you know.

1482
01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:11,380
For a Camry.

1483
01:13:12,100 --> 01:13:13,160
Just to price it.

1484
01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:16,860
Look, I'm not going to be able to afford one of those in my lifetime.

1485
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:18,160
But...

1486
01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:27,500
Where, you know, if I saved and fucking really plugged hard, I, you know, but it would be taken away from other areas of life.

1487
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:29,880
And then it's like, you've got the nice car.

1488
01:13:29,980 --> 01:13:31,420
You've got the Camry in the garage.

1489
01:13:32,340 --> 01:13:33,660
But, but do you have the happiness?

1490
01:13:36,660 --> 01:13:37,940
You know, sorry, I forgot.

1491
01:13:38,060 --> 01:13:38,660
I'm driving a bus.

1492
01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:43,340
You do, I do get into these, these things in my head, you know.

1493
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,960
And I'd be obsessing over a car.

1494
01:13:45,780 --> 01:13:47,160
And I'll want that car.

1495
01:13:47,260 --> 01:13:49,900
And I just can't justify it.

1496
01:13:49,980 --> 01:13:51,020
But I want it.

1497
01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:54,480
But I don't know if I'll be any happier if I have the car.

1498
01:13:55,760 --> 01:13:57,460
But, uh, they're too pricey.

1499
01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:58,800
The Camrys are too pricey.

1500
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:04,300
But you can, they have a 2.5 engine or a 2.4 engine.

1501
01:14:05,700 --> 01:14:10,360
And it's, because it's a hybrid, you're only, you're only paying 190 tax a year.

1502
01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:14,160
Do you know?

1503
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:19,120
The Jeter is a great car, says the board.

1504
01:14:19,660 --> 01:14:21,020
Never stops going.

1505
01:14:21,580 --> 01:14:21,840
Well.

1506
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:24,580
Well.

1507
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:28,120
Someone there saying finance it for 10 years.

1508
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:31,380
Sean, I'm not, I don't agree with financing.

1509
01:14:32,660 --> 01:14:35,300
Going into debt over fucking cars.

1510
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:37,600
Do you know, I have the Almira there.

1511
01:14:39,260 --> 01:14:41,180
And, uh, I do borrow that.

1512
01:14:42,040 --> 01:14:45,140
I, I, I have the Almira 06.

1513
01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,180
And she's a great car.

1514
01:14:47,420 --> 01:14:49,460
And she keeps going and going and going.

1515
01:14:49,980 --> 01:14:51,760
Failed the NCT there last month.

1516
01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:55,480
But that's due to some Chinese lights that some bucking put in.

1517
01:14:56,140 --> 01:14:59,040
Before I got the car, it had gone through the system.

1518
01:14:59,260 --> 01:15:01,620
And someone had put Chinese lights in it.

1519
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:04,020
And the element in those lights is not great.

1520
01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:07,120
I've gone through a pile of bulbs.

1521
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,480
And they're still not as bright as the day when I got.

1522
01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:11,440
So it failed on that.

1523
01:15:12,220 --> 01:15:16,480
And, uh, I'm wondering now whether or not to replace the lights.

1524
01:15:16,540 --> 01:15:17,500
Because Francis won't.

1525
01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:20,040
I shared the car with my nephew, Francis Higgins.

1526
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:21,900
Who says hello as well.

1527
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,220
He says hello to you because he hasn't been streaming for a while.

1528
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:29,200
Uh, he said that he hasn't found the right game.

1529
01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:31,060
He says it's all about the game and the mood.

1530
01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:32,720
He told me to tell you.

1531
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:37,960
Um, but I shared the Almira and that is comfort.

1532
01:15:39,340 --> 01:15:40,280
That is comfort.

1533
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:47,300
But it's, it's not looking, it's not a great looking car compared to the new guys, you know.

1534
01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:49,420
When you're driving around the 06.

1535
01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,520
And you have a crack on the bumper.

1536
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,140
And you've got Chinese lights and the element isn't working.

1537
01:15:56,180 --> 01:15:58,160
And you have the smell of dog in the car as well.

1538
01:15:58,260 --> 01:16:01,420
Because the dog is just, it's his playground, like, you know.

1539
01:16:02,900 --> 01:16:03,900
He loves the car.

1540
01:16:04,020 --> 01:16:05,060
The dog loves the car.

1541
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:06,720
He doesn't stop getting into the car.

1542
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:09,240
Uh, it stinks inside.

1543
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:15,260
And I've, I've gone through Yankee Candle Air fresheners and magic trees and the whole shabazzle.

1544
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:23,240
You just think, you know, I, I want to drive something nice for once in my life.

1545
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:26,540
The nicest thing I'm driving these days is the Citaro G.

1546
01:16:29,300 --> 01:16:30,360
And it's not mine.

1547
01:16:30,620 --> 01:16:31,400
It's the company's.

1548
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:32,800
It's the company's.

1549
01:16:32,900 --> 01:16:33,980
It's the company you keep.

1550
01:16:33,980 --> 01:16:36,980
Ah.

1551
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:42,900
Now.

1552
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:44,560
This lad.

1553
01:16:44,940 --> 01:16:46,000
He's been dying to get on.

1554
01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:47,340
And he's soaked to the bone.

1555
01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:49,580
He's sick of hearing about the Anmure.

1556
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:53,300
But, um.

1557
01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:58,100
The debt is crazy, isn't it?

1558
01:16:58,200 --> 01:16:59,240
There's just debt everywhere.

1559
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:00,260
They want you to.

1560
01:17:00,680 --> 01:17:01,560
It's normalized.

1561
01:17:01,560 --> 01:17:05,260
I think it's a normalization of debt.

1562
01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:10,400
Would people have been getting into debt like this now, 50 years ago?

1563
01:17:12,520 --> 01:17:14,320
Would they been getting into those debts?

1564
01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:15,760
They're getting into debts.

1565
01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,080
For cars.

1566
01:17:18,220 --> 01:17:18,900
For homes.

1567
01:17:19,100 --> 01:17:19,360
For...

1568
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:24,400
All sorts of stuff.

1569
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:24,860
Okay.

1570
01:17:30,860 --> 01:17:31,860
The car is...

1571
01:17:31,860 --> 01:17:33,860
The car is...

1572
01:17:33,860 --> 01:17:35,900
If you do get a good...

1573
01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:37,400
I know I'm shiting on too much here.

1574
01:17:37,440 --> 01:17:40,260
But it's just a material object at the end of the day.

1575
01:17:40,900 --> 01:17:41,900
Even if it was the...

1576
01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:41,900
Even if it was the...

1577
01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:44,900
The 2020...

1578
01:17:44,900 --> 01:17:44,900
The 2020...

1579
01:17:45,940 --> 01:17:46,900
EMG...

1580
01:17:47,900 --> 01:17:48,500
Mercedes.

1581
01:17:50,900 --> 01:17:52,220
Even if you did have that.

1582
01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:53,820
You'd have it.

1583
01:17:54,020 --> 01:17:54,900
You'd have it bought.

1584
01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:56,440
You'd have it drove a little.

1585
01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:57,960
And then what?

1586
01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:59,240
The next thing would be on your mind.

1587
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:00,640
That you'd want something else anyways.

1588
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:02,060
You'd want...

1589
01:18:02,060 --> 01:18:02,980
You'd want something...

1590
01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:05,980
You're as willing to put the feckin' money you have...

1591
01:18:05,980 --> 01:18:06,740
Towards...

1592
01:18:06,740 --> 01:18:08,940
Something which is gonna grow.

1593
01:18:09,860 --> 01:18:10,420
That's it.

1594
01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:11,440
If you've got...

1595
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:13,060
If you're getting a car...

1596
01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:15,320
Then maybe the car will help you...

1597
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:16,300
Achieve the goals.

1598
01:18:17,560 --> 01:18:19,740
So maybe you need to get that car for the goals.

1599
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:20,480
But...

1600
01:18:20,480 --> 01:18:22,400
If it's a luxury thing...

1601
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:23,360
Wait until you're...

1602
01:18:23,360 --> 01:18:24,480
You're old and...

1603
01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:26,480
Wait until you're...

1604
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:27,100
You've...

1605
01:18:27,100 --> 01:18:27,660
You've...

1606
01:18:27,660 --> 01:18:28,180
You know...

1607
01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:28,760
You've done it.

1608
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:29,620
You've been there.

1609
01:18:29,740 --> 01:18:30,340
You've seen it.

1610
01:18:30,460 --> 01:18:31,340
You've bought the t-shirt.

1611
01:18:31,820 --> 01:18:34,700
And now you just want to cruise happily...

1612
01:18:34,700 --> 01:18:36,660
Into the sunset...

1613
01:18:36,660 --> 01:18:37,860
In a lovely...

1614
01:18:37,860 --> 01:18:38,860
Lovely...

1615
01:18:38,860 --> 01:18:39,720
Leather interior.

1616
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:43,740
Whatever the weather.

1617
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:44,600
Whatever it is.

1618
01:18:45,940 --> 01:18:47,180
You can get that then.

1619
01:18:49,900 --> 01:18:50,660
And you...

1620
01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:52,980
The young fellas are speedin' round in the...

1621
01:18:52,980 --> 01:18:54,820
The top of the range cars and all and they...

1622
01:18:56,340 --> 01:18:56,940
You know...

1623
01:18:56,940 --> 01:18:57,120
They're...

1624
01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:58,260
They're spendin' all their money on them.

1625
01:18:58,340 --> 01:18:58,620
It's...

1626
01:18:58,620 --> 01:18:59,140
It's mental.

1627
01:19:00,820 --> 01:19:01,320
But...

1628
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,700
It's gonna keep gettin' more...

1629
01:19:03,700 --> 01:19:04,280
Mentler.

1630
01:19:05,460 --> 01:19:06,200
Because...

1631
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:07,280
As I was sayin' to you...

1632
01:19:07,280 --> 01:19:08,360
They complete the route now.

1633
01:19:08,720 --> 01:19:09,740
As I was sayin' to you...

1634
01:19:09,740 --> 01:19:10,320
The...

1635
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:11,820
Everyone's hooked on the...

1636
01:19:11,820 --> 01:19:13,400
The screens...

1637
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:13,900
The phones...

1638
01:19:13,900 --> 01:19:14,380
The adverts.

1639
01:19:14,680 --> 01:19:15,580
Adverts are...

1640
01:19:15,580 --> 01:19:16,860
They're comin' in thick and fast.

1641
01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:18,260
And you can't stop them.

1642
01:19:18,340 --> 01:19:18,980
They're in your brain.

1643
01:19:20,580 --> 01:19:20,780
I...

1644
01:19:20,780 --> 01:19:21,200
I get...

1645
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:21,860
I get...

1646
01:19:21,860 --> 01:19:22,600
Thank you very much.

1647
01:19:23,740 --> 01:19:24,160
That's mine.

1648
01:19:24,780 --> 01:19:26,160
Thank you very much, man.

1649
01:19:26,580 --> 01:19:27,660
That's very kind of you.

1650
01:19:29,660 --> 01:19:30,160
Hello.

1651
01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:31,480
Just wanted to say...

1652
01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:33,320
It's my buddy Dylan's birthday today.

1653
01:19:34,140 --> 01:19:35,660
And he's a big fan...

1654
01:19:35,660 --> 01:19:36,440
Of your route.

1655
01:19:37,300 --> 01:19:37,780
Well...

1656
01:19:37,780 --> 01:19:38,600
It's a great route.

1657
01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:40,200
This is the Business Park route, Dylan.

1658
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:41,960
Happy birthday.

1659
01:19:42,240 --> 01:19:43,160
I hope that...

1660
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,240
The rain didn't dampen your spirits...

1661
01:19:46,240 --> 01:19:49,120
When we pulled in just outside Adriano's.

1662
01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:50,580
We might go into Adriano's...

1663
01:19:50,580 --> 01:19:51,620
For a slice of pizza...

1664
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:52,860
To celebrate Dylan's birthday.

1665
01:19:53,280 --> 01:19:53,840
How about that?

1666
01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:55,080
Will we do that?

1667
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:56,460
Come on.

1668
01:19:57,180 --> 01:19:58,820
Let's go in for a slice for Dylan.

1669
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:01,060
Let's do it.

1670
01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:01,960
Garbage.

1671
01:20:02,780 --> 01:20:03,140
Any...

1672
01:20:03,140 --> 01:20:04,040
Any garbage, you know?

1673
01:20:04,400 --> 01:20:04,880
No garbage.

1674
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:06,440
Let's have a look inside.

1675
01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:08,160
Adriano's a good book.

1676
01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:08,820
He's a good man.

1677
01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:10,920
We can go inside there and...

1678
01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:12,220
See if he's got...

1679
01:20:12,220 --> 01:20:13,120
Slash these guys.

1680
01:20:13,120 --> 01:20:15,040
Do you wanna come into Adriano's for a slice?

1681
01:20:17,340 --> 01:20:18,120
Are you trying to...

1682
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,940
Pretend that you can't see me?

1683
01:20:23,740 --> 01:20:24,480
Is that it?

1684
01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:26,960
Are you embarrassed about me?

1685
01:20:27,020 --> 01:20:28,520
You're trying to pretend that I'm not here.

1686
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:29,040
Is that it?

1687
01:20:30,820 --> 01:20:32,320
Or have you got migraines?

1688
01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:33,140
Or what's the story?

1689
01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:36,200
Is this migraine meet-up monthly, is it?

1690
01:20:37,820 --> 01:20:38,120
Eh?

1691
01:20:40,220 --> 01:20:41,480
You're a waste of space!

1692
01:20:42,520 --> 01:20:43,460
Sorry about that.

1693
01:20:43,540 --> 01:20:44,620
Oh, there's a bit rude or anything.

1694
01:20:46,120 --> 01:20:47,180
No, they're not...

1695
01:20:47,180 --> 01:20:48,020
Into a...

1696
01:20:48,020 --> 01:20:51,040
Come on in through the Irianos. We'll get in out the rain and have a slice.

1697
01:20:51,780 --> 01:20:52,200
Come on.

1698
01:20:55,340 --> 01:20:57,040
Try that. Try the door again now.

1699
01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:00,580
Let's go for Dylan's body. Come on.

1700
01:21:08,400 --> 01:21:10,180
Come on. Through the door.

1701
01:21:17,620 --> 01:21:19,660
Sorry, Dylan. It's not happening.

1702
01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:20,520
Adriano.

1703
01:21:22,940 --> 01:21:23,780
What he's doing.

1704
01:21:25,120 --> 01:21:27,300
He's lashed. He's lashed a lot of business there.

1705
01:21:27,900 --> 01:21:30,460
A lot of business he has lashed there now, Adriano.

1706
01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:33,780
And I love the...

1707
01:21:33,780 --> 01:21:36,620
I love what he's done with the graphic design and the sign.

1708
01:21:36,880 --> 01:21:39,720
And the pizza slices and apostrophes. It's genius.

1709
01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:43,640
But Adriano, if you're watching, you've let me down.

1710
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:45,660
You've let the whole bus down.

1711
01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:46,980
And Dylan.

1712
01:21:47,660 --> 01:21:48,560
It's his birthday.

1713
01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:49,980
And he's crying.

1714
01:21:50,600 --> 01:21:51,360
He's crying.

1715
01:21:52,380 --> 01:21:55,400
I hope you're happy with yourself, Adriano.

1716
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,520
You've lashed a customer there. You've lashed a customer.

1717
01:22:01,660 --> 01:22:02,760
I'm never coming back to you.

1718
01:22:04,860 --> 01:22:14,320
We got a fell dodger we didn't catch. We got a total weekly income of 10,291 euro 95 cent.

1719
01:22:15,580 --> 01:22:17,720
That's great. That's great. That's fantastic.

1720
01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:21,080
We're stealing that plastic.

1721
01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:25,340
And we're going to take it to the road again.

1722
01:22:26,300 --> 01:22:27,180
With no deaths.

1723
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:29,260
We've no funerals to go to.

1724
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,380
It's getting better and better.

1725
01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:31,380
It's getting better and better.

1726
01:22:31,380 --> 01:22:35,320
The only thing we've got to worry about is the coronavirus.

1727
01:22:37,560 --> 01:22:38,660
And I tell you something.

1728
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,800
You'd want to wrap up and keep a mask on.

1729
01:22:42,100 --> 01:22:43,260
Because you'll end up...

1730
01:22:43,260 --> 01:22:44,260
A school...

1731
01:22:44,260 --> 01:22:47,740
A school in Dublin is set to close for 14 days, everyone.

1732
01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:48,860
14 days.

1733
01:22:49,600 --> 01:22:53,080
In response to the first case of COVID-19.

1734
01:22:54,820 --> 01:22:55,380
She's crashed.

1735
01:22:55,380 --> 01:22:55,820
Look at this.

1736
01:22:57,540 --> 01:22:59,000
We want to get our parking game...

1737
01:22:59,780 --> 01:23:00,340
In order.

1738
01:23:01,860 --> 01:23:03,700
Maybe a bit of reverse psychology here.

1739
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:06,720
And then a little bit of acceleration.

1740
01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:08,400
Just to park it.

1741
01:23:08,520 --> 01:23:09,540
Nice lovely stuff.

1742
01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:10,120
Lovely stuff.

1743
01:23:10,780 --> 01:23:11,040
Now.

1744
01:23:11,580 --> 01:23:12,180
Staying clear.

1745
01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:13,800
Staying clear.

1746
01:23:14,140 --> 01:23:14,820
The doors are open.

1747
01:23:16,980 --> 01:23:17,800
Staying clear.

1748
01:23:18,260 --> 01:23:19,020
The doors are open.

1749
01:23:19,440 --> 01:23:20,160
Well knelt.

1750
01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:22,440
It's a great kneeling bus.

1751
01:23:23,640 --> 01:23:24,640
Kneel and pray.

1752
01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:26,060
Milltown.

1753
01:23:27,480 --> 01:23:31,220
Big shout out to the Milltown Galway boys.

1754
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:33,960
I hope you're doing well Galway boys.

1755
01:23:35,380 --> 01:23:37,960
And that you've got your masks ready for the week.

1756
01:23:38,760 --> 01:23:42,180
Because it's going to be a C-virus situation.

1757
01:23:43,660 --> 01:23:48,000
And I just hope everybody is prepared.

1758
01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:49,860
Mama Duck, I hope you're prepared.

1759
01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:50,860
Good day.

1760
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,840
Grateful for your company on this wintry Sunday evening.

1761
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:54,760
Look.

1762
01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:57,620
I'm grateful for your company.

1763
01:23:57,980 --> 01:23:59,100
And everybody's company.

1764
01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:01,920
And your patronage.

1765
01:24:02,820 --> 01:24:03,640
Every Sunday.

1766
01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:06,300
That's how we're doing.

1767
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:07,800
That's how it goes.

1768
01:24:07,900 --> 01:24:09,640
Johnny's leather mask sale.

1769
01:24:10,980 --> 01:24:12,280
Thank you very much.

1770
01:24:12,540 --> 01:24:13,620
Johnny's leather mask.

1771
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:18,160
Yeah.

1772
01:24:18,220 --> 01:24:19,600
It was a great idea at the time.

1773
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:21,660
The leather mask might keep the rain off your head.

1774
01:24:21,720 --> 01:24:21,820
But.

1775
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,960
You might get confused as a gimp.

1776
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:27,060
As being a gimp.

1777
01:24:31,100 --> 01:24:33,000
Brian. Thank you very much, Brian.

1778
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:35,740
Now.

1779
01:24:37,400 --> 01:24:39,900
The black-eyed peas. What's the story with you?

1780
01:24:39,960 --> 01:24:42,780
How are your eyes these days? Did you get them sent?

1781
01:24:44,060 --> 01:24:47,260
Now, we got a day regular for this book.

1782
01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:49,040
I don't know if he knows what he's getting, this lad.

1783
01:24:52,260 --> 01:24:55,000
Big shout-out to the Milltown Galway boys again.

1784
01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:57,480
Again.

1785
01:24:58,480 --> 01:24:59,980
For the Milltown lads.

1786
01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:02,220
I hope you're doing well.

1787
01:25:05,220 --> 01:25:08,020
I hope you've got your mac in a sack.

1788
01:25:08,020 --> 01:25:09,340
I don't know if it's a donat.

1789
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:10,360
At hand.

1790
01:25:11,460 --> 01:25:12,580
I don't know if it's a donat.

1791
01:25:13,020 --> 01:25:14,680
Mamma duck, thank you very much.

1792
01:25:16,220 --> 01:25:16,880
Thank you.

1793
01:25:19,540 --> 01:25:21,300
That's very, very kind of you, Mamma duck.

1794
01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:22,140
Thank you very much.

1795
01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:25,060
Christ on a bike.

1796
01:25:26,380 --> 01:25:29,020
I was wondering why people do say Christ on a bike.

1797
01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:29,540
Because...

1798
01:25:29,540 --> 01:25:33,200
Was the bike even invented back in Christ times?

1799
01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:35,740
Seamus, thank you very much.

1800
01:25:37,060 --> 01:25:38,060
Here's another one.

1801
01:25:39,060 --> 01:25:41,800
Had they the wheel invented for Jesus times?

1802
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:43,800
Or were they still...

1803
01:25:43,800 --> 01:25:45,800
Just like...

1804
01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:49,740
Lifting stuff and bringing it via leg?

1805
01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:52,220
Or had they invented the wheel at all?

1806
01:25:53,560 --> 01:25:54,080
Stu.

1807
01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:56,300
Thank you, Stu.

1808
01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:57,660
Very much.

1809
01:25:58,280 --> 01:25:59,440
I hope you're doing well, bud.

1810
01:26:00,100 --> 01:26:00,800
Thank you.

1811
01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:06,160
Had they running water in Jesus times?

1812
01:26:07,620 --> 01:26:10,540
Or were they still washing themselves in rivers and stuff?

1813
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:13,600
Were there even rivers out there in the desert?

1814
01:26:15,060 --> 01:26:16,300
Adriano, how are you?

1815
01:26:17,100 --> 01:26:17,540
That's mine.

1816
01:26:17,700 --> 01:26:22,140
Please take back your poor review that you broadcast to the whole stream.

1817
01:26:23,880 --> 01:26:26,040
But thanks for the compliment on my graphics.

1818
01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:27,660
Well, no problem, man.

1819
01:26:27,780 --> 01:26:28,060
But I mean...

1820
01:26:28,060 --> 01:26:31,500
Look, we haven't even our windscreen wipers, are you, Adriano?

1821
01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:32,600
All I'm saying is...

1822
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:33,260
Ain't no business donating.

1823
01:26:33,260 --> 01:26:35,340
We had 450 people on the bus.

1824
01:26:35,580 --> 01:26:37,040
Ain't no business donating, yeah.

1825
01:26:37,360 --> 01:26:38,020
We were coming...

1826
01:26:38,020 --> 01:26:39,460
Blue sky, thank you very much.

1827
01:26:40,720 --> 01:26:42,380
I'm telling you, it might be grey up there.

1828
01:26:42,940 --> 01:26:44,320
But it's bloody blue skies today.

1829
01:26:44,820 --> 01:26:49,440
When I've got the support in the backing of a gang of absolute legends.

1830
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:52,440
And, uh...

1831
01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:56,600
Adriano, 450 people wanting to come in for a slice.

1832
01:26:57,180 --> 01:27:00,960
And you couldn't even put on the lights and let us know that you weren't going up.

1833
01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:03,740
Very, very bad for.

1834
01:27:04,440 --> 01:27:06,160
You've lost customers.

1835
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:09,560
And it is my fault that it was a bad review.

1836
01:27:09,760 --> 01:27:12,240
It was reflective of what was going on in the video.

1837
01:27:12,820 --> 01:27:13,560
On your screen.

1838
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:15,860
I wasn't bad mouth in your business.

1839
01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:19,100
In fact, I told everybody...

1840
01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:21,320
The pizza slice that you make...

1841
01:27:21,320 --> 01:27:23,320
It's like a taste of Italy in your mouth.

1842
01:27:27,860 --> 01:27:30,200
And that's coming from someone who's never been to Italy.

1843
01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:33,500
But I imagine that the taste of your pizza...

1844
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:35,700
Tastes like the country.

1845
01:27:37,300 --> 01:27:37,740
Italy.

1846
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:40,200
And that is a high compliment.

1847
01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:43,380
Stand clear. The doors are open.

1848
01:27:45,380 --> 01:27:47,580
Stand clear. The doors are open.

1849
01:27:49,340 --> 01:27:49,660
Oh.

1850
01:27:52,360 --> 01:27:52,840
Adriano.

1851
01:27:54,480 --> 01:27:57,020
A great footballer. A good striker.

1852
01:27:57,020 --> 01:28:00,620
I think he was doing the business for Milan.

1853
01:28:01,340 --> 01:28:02,760
And I tell you, they're where...

1854
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:05,540
I tell you, the Italians have got it hard.

1855
01:28:06,700 --> 01:28:07,920
With the C-Virus.

1856
01:28:10,260 --> 01:28:12,100
Apparently it started off in China.

1857
01:28:12,100 --> 01:28:13,440
Made its way here.

1858
01:28:15,240 --> 01:28:16,040
But, uh...

1859
01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:21,440
I hope it doesn't morph people into zombies like the G-Virus did.

1860
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:23,920
In that Resident Evil game.

1861
01:28:24,080 --> 01:28:25,980
I do see Francis playing that sometimes.

1862
01:28:26,800 --> 01:28:28,020
Apparently there's a mansion.

1863
01:28:28,800 --> 01:28:30,380
There was an incident in a mansion.

1864
01:28:30,860 --> 01:28:31,580
Involving...

1865
01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:32,920
Zombies.

1866
01:28:35,080 --> 01:28:37,580
They bushed out there then and...

1867
01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:40,020
Made their way to the police station.

1868
01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:43,220
And it's a bad door.

1869
01:28:43,360 --> 01:28:44,040
It's a bad door.

1870
01:28:44,140 --> 01:28:45,580
I haven't seen anything like...

1871
01:28:45,580 --> 01:28:46,900
This coronavirus.

1872
01:28:47,700 --> 01:28:48,440
In my lifetime.

1873
01:28:49,380 --> 01:28:50,280
And I tell you.

1874
01:28:50,640 --> 01:28:51,660
I was there.

1875
01:28:52,320 --> 01:28:53,060
I was there.

1876
01:28:53,960 --> 01:28:55,100
Back in 2000.

1877
01:28:56,800 --> 01:28:57,560
Uh...

1878
01:28:57,560 --> 01:28:58,240
2001.

1879
01:28:58,660 --> 01:28:59,080
For the...

1880
01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:00,980
The foot and mouth epidemic.

1881
01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:03,740
I have...

1882
01:29:03,740 --> 01:29:06,780
I still have post-traumatic stress disorder from foot and mouth.

1883
01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:07,620
Uh...

1884
01:29:07,620 --> 01:29:09,340
Some of the stuff I seen out there.

1885
01:29:11,100 --> 01:29:12,040
I came back.

1886
01:29:12,120 --> 01:29:13,120
I couldn't...

1887
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:13,920
I couldn't operate.

1888
01:29:15,160 --> 01:29:15,900
Couldn't operate.

1889
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:22,700
There was a farm.

1890
01:29:26,220 --> 01:29:26,620
Isolated.

1891
01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:32,720
Out somewhere off a...

1892
01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:33,460
A tertiary.

1893
01:29:33,960 --> 01:29:34,580
A national...

1894
01:29:35,320 --> 01:29:36,300
Secondary road.

1895
01:29:37,780 --> 01:29:38,400
Cars don't go.

1896
01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:40,400
Cars don't go.

1897
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:40,680
Out there.

1898
01:29:42,620 --> 01:29:44,840
I had to assist Johnny of the bear who was...

1899
01:29:47,040 --> 01:29:49,840
Having to see to it that this farm was...

1900
01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:54,460
Was sorted out like, you know, foot and mouth.

1901
01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:59,360
We knew what we were getting ourselves into.

1902
01:29:59,460 --> 01:30:00,220
This was war.

1903
01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:01,200
Like, you know, this was...

1904
01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:01,580
Whoa!

1905
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:02,580
The fuck are you doing?

1906
01:30:06,940 --> 01:30:07,940
What are you at?

1907
01:30:07,940 --> 01:30:17,900
Jesus Christ.

1908
01:30:17,900 --> 01:30:18,380
And...

1909
01:30:18,380 --> 01:30:20,060
This...

1910
01:30:20,060 --> 01:30:20,820
We knew what...

1911
01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:22,440
We'd seen the pictures on the...

1912
01:30:22,440 --> 01:30:22,940
On the...

1913
01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:24,140
On the TV screens.

1914
01:30:25,100 --> 01:30:27,360
Big piles of cows on fire.

1915
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:29,020
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1916
01:30:30,100 --> 01:30:30,620
Sheep.

1917
01:30:31,100 --> 01:30:32,220
Are you doing a bit of donating?

1918
01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:32,500
Yeah.

1919
01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:33,140
T-Magic.

1920
01:30:33,480 --> 01:30:34,680
Thank you very much.

1921
01:30:36,000 --> 01:30:37,460
Thank you very much, T-Magic.

1922
01:30:38,860 --> 01:30:39,380
That...

1923
01:30:39,380 --> 01:30:40,440
Is...

1924
01:30:40,440 --> 01:30:42,820
Unbelievable.

1925
01:30:44,100 --> 01:30:44,660
It's...

1926
01:30:44,660 --> 01:30:45,500
Inconceivable.

1927
01:30:47,020 --> 01:30:48,040
It's would you believable.

1928
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:51,460
Thank you so much.

1929
01:30:54,900 --> 01:30:55,620
But, uh...

1930
01:30:55,620 --> 01:30:56,520
We got there anyway.

1931
01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:57,220
We arrived.

1932
01:30:57,580 --> 01:30:59,060
We had to take, uh...

1933
01:30:59,060 --> 01:31:00,080
Foot patrol...

1934
01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:02,160
Over a couple of fields.

1935
01:31:02,420 --> 01:31:03,080
And then...

1936
01:31:04,740 --> 01:31:05,280
Are you getting on?

1937
01:31:06,380 --> 01:31:07,880
It was Paddy Duffy there.

1938
01:31:07,960 --> 01:31:08,640
Had his...

1939
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:09,640
Massey.

1940
01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:10,920
And...

1941
01:31:11,860 --> 01:31:12,780
A trailer on the back.

1942
01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:13,480
We jumped in that.

1943
01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:14,900
And we went across...

1944
01:31:15,820 --> 01:31:17,580
Drumlins and hillocks.

1945
01:31:18,420 --> 01:31:18,900
Ditches.

1946
01:31:18,980 --> 01:31:19,500
Drains.

1947
01:31:20,160 --> 01:31:21,280
Whatever you...

1948
01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:21,960
You want.

1949
01:31:22,040 --> 01:31:22,400
We did it.

1950
01:31:22,860 --> 01:31:23,960
We traversed the...

1951
01:31:23,960 --> 01:31:25,040
The untraversable.

1952
01:31:25,700 --> 01:31:27,040
The terrain was god awful.

1953
01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:28,040
But we managed to...

1954
01:31:28,040 --> 01:31:29,720
We managed to do it.

1955
01:31:30,600 --> 01:31:31,520
We made the...

1956
01:31:31,520 --> 01:31:33,760
We made the farm by nightfall.

1957
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:36,280
We could hear the cows...

1958
01:31:38,280 --> 01:31:39,480
Making their sounds.

1959
01:31:41,220 --> 01:31:42,900
But it wasn't their fault.

1960
01:31:43,100 --> 01:31:43,800
What was ahead.

1961
01:31:44,780 --> 01:31:46,340
We didn't know what was going on.

1962
01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:47,440
They didn't know what was going on.

1963
01:31:47,440 --> 01:31:47,940
Though we didn't.

1964
01:31:49,080 --> 01:31:50,620
The mission was to go in there.

1965
01:31:52,920 --> 01:31:53,880
And do the...

1966
01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:55,080
Do the damage.

1967
01:31:58,220 --> 01:31:59,780
I felt bad about it myself.

1968
01:31:59,920 --> 01:32:00,220
But...

1969
01:32:01,820 --> 01:32:02,980
I knew what...

1970
01:32:02,980 --> 01:32:03,960
What lay ahead.

1971
01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:04,720
If these...

1972
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,440
These guys weren't taken care of.

1973
01:32:08,540 --> 01:32:09,220
Then...

1974
01:32:09,220 --> 01:32:10,740
It was going to spell...

1975
01:32:10,740 --> 01:32:11,820
A big time...

1976
01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:13,440
Virus.

1977
01:32:13,620 --> 01:32:14,160
Foot and mouth.

1978
01:32:14,260 --> 01:32:15,440
Outbreak for the rest of the country.

1979
01:32:15,560 --> 01:32:17,000
The rest of the cattle out there.

1980
01:32:17,060 --> 01:32:17,560
The good boys.

1981
01:32:17,660 --> 01:32:17,880
You know.

1982
01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:20,820
We land up.

1983
01:32:22,260 --> 01:32:22,820
And...

1984
01:32:24,960 --> 01:32:25,900
I said to Johnny.

1985
01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:26,540
What's the story?

1986
01:32:27,120 --> 01:32:28,040
How are we doing this?

1987
01:32:28,800 --> 01:32:29,940
Are we going old school?

1988
01:32:31,920 --> 01:32:32,820
And Johnny said...

1989
01:32:34,940 --> 01:32:36,860
Time for old school is over, Tammy.

1990
01:32:36,860 --> 01:32:41,220
Time for old school is over.

1991
01:32:43,820 --> 01:32:44,900
I didn't know what...

1992
01:32:44,900 --> 01:32:46,040
I didn't know...

1993
01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:47,380
Not at that stage.

1994
01:32:47,460 --> 01:32:47,720
What...

1995
01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:48,540
What was...

1996
01:32:48,540 --> 01:32:49,820
What was going on?

1997
01:32:50,060 --> 01:32:51,340
All I could see was the shed.

1998
01:32:51,820 --> 01:32:53,180
The illumination of the...

1999
01:32:53,180 --> 01:32:54,380
The dim...

2000
01:32:54,380 --> 01:32:55,540
Wattage in the light bulb.

2001
01:32:56,200 --> 01:32:56,640
Creating...

2002
01:32:56,640 --> 01:32:59,540
And the eerie shadows inside the shed.

2003
01:33:00,080 --> 01:33:00,240
The...

2004
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:01,020
The barn.

2005
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:04,960
I turned around to see where Paddy Duffy was.

2006
01:33:05,020 --> 01:33:05,720
He got...

2007
01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:06,280
He disappeared.

2008
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:09,340
I look back.

2009
01:33:13,020 --> 01:33:14,640
Johnny up the bar says...

2010
01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:17,160
You've seen old school, Tommy.

2011
01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:21,140
Now it's time for the new school.

2012
01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:24,440
And with that...

2013
01:33:24,440 --> 01:33:27,980
Johnny up the bar reached in...

2014
01:33:27,980 --> 01:33:28,440
To the cab...

2015
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:30,060
Of the Massey.

2016
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:34,060
Doesn't he pull out a Gatling gun?

2017
01:33:38,160 --> 01:33:39,160
50 calibers.

2018
01:33:42,660 --> 01:33:45,260
He throws a big link chain of bullets to me.

2019
01:33:46,480 --> 01:33:47,080
He says...

2020
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:48,280
You're gonna be the feed man.

2021
01:33:50,260 --> 01:33:50,860
I said...

2022
01:33:50,860 --> 01:33:52,180
I'm not fucking feeding anything.

2023
01:33:53,220 --> 01:33:54,760
I'm only gonna feed the cattle...

2024
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,920
Whatever it is that's gonna take care of them.

2025
01:33:56,980 --> 01:33:58,200
I'm not feeding you the...

2026
01:33:58,200 --> 01:33:58,960
The gun bullets.

2027
01:33:59,980 --> 01:34:01,080
He grabbed me by the neck.

2028
01:34:01,480 --> 01:34:01,740
He said...

2029
01:34:01,740 --> 01:34:02,860
Tommy...

2030
01:34:02,860 --> 01:34:04,100
This is war, man.

2031
01:34:05,480 --> 01:34:07,320
Now you're gonna feed the Gatling gun.

2032
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:11,780
And you're gonna do it.

2033
01:34:12,360 --> 01:34:12,860
Without...

2034
01:34:12,860 --> 01:34:13,480
Without...

2035
01:34:13,480 --> 01:34:15,660
Without any talk or chat.

2036
01:34:16,100 --> 01:34:17,100
Otherwise...

2037
01:34:17,100 --> 01:34:18,680
I'm gonna kill you.

2038
01:34:20,260 --> 01:34:21,100
At that stage...

2039
01:34:22,100 --> 01:34:22,700
How are you getting that?

2040
01:34:23,160 --> 01:34:24,100
I lost...

2041
01:34:25,220 --> 01:34:26,920
I lost my bottle.

2042
01:34:29,720 --> 01:34:31,100
Here I was in the middle of...

2043
01:34:32,580 --> 01:34:34,100
God knows where...

2044
01:34:34,660 --> 01:34:36,340
With Johnny up the bar...

2045
01:34:36,340 --> 01:34:37,100
Massey Ferguson...

2046
01:34:38,620 --> 01:34:40,100
And a military sized...

2047
01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:41,280
Minigun.

2048
01:34:42,240 --> 01:34:44,400
Which he had to strap onto himself.

2049
01:34:45,720 --> 01:34:46,720
He said...

2050
01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:46,720
He said...

2051
01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:47,340
He said...

2052
01:34:47,340 --> 01:34:47,960
Okay Johnny.

2053
01:34:48,520 --> 01:34:49,420
He was threatening me.

2054
01:34:49,620 --> 01:34:51,220
A man I'd known for 40 years...

2055
01:34:51,220 --> 01:34:51,720
Was threatening...

2056
01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:52,780
Me with death.

2057
01:34:55,720 --> 01:34:59,720
I'm not proud of what we did.

2058
01:35:01,260 --> 01:35:02,460
Oh shit, we need to start.

2059
01:35:02,920 --> 01:35:03,580
Sorry about that.

2060
01:35:03,680 --> 01:35:04,740
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

2061
01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:05,640
Fuck.

2062
01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:11,660
There we go.

2063
01:35:11,760 --> 01:35:12,500
We're going.

2064
01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:13,020
We're going.

2065
01:35:13,120 --> 01:35:13,460
We're going.

2066
01:35:13,580 --> 01:35:13,900
We're going.

2067
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:15,200
Cheers.

2068
01:35:15,440 --> 01:35:15,820
Thank you.

2069
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:16,240
Cheers.

2070
01:35:16,380 --> 01:35:16,720
Thank you.

2071
01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:17,120
Thank you.

2072
01:35:23,280 --> 01:35:25,500
He starts to walk over to the...

2073
01:35:25,500 --> 01:35:27,680
to the barn.

2074
01:35:31,800 --> 01:35:32,720
I said, Johnny.

2075
01:35:34,320 --> 01:35:36,540
I've never been in a war before, Jan.

2076
01:35:39,120 --> 01:35:40,760
I've only ever been in the pub.

2077
01:35:43,480 --> 01:35:44,460
And he said, Tommy.

2078
01:35:45,320 --> 01:35:46,540
I know you can do it.

2079
01:35:49,800 --> 01:35:50,900
Remember Paddy's week.

2080
01:35:51,780 --> 01:35:52,680
83, Tommy.

2081
01:35:54,060 --> 01:35:54,820
Cheltenham as well.

2082
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:56,480
I said, I do.

2083
01:35:57,920 --> 01:35:58,600
He said, Tommy.

2084
01:35:59,640 --> 01:36:01,180
You put away more pints.

2085
01:36:03,380 --> 01:36:05,220
Than the whole pub did all week.

2086
01:36:05,640 --> 01:36:06,900
You put it away in two days.

2087
01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:09,800
And you came out 200 euro.

2088
01:36:10,020 --> 01:36:11,240
200 pound on top.

2089
01:36:13,320 --> 01:36:14,080
Out of Cheltenham.

2090
01:36:14,760 --> 01:36:16,260
And then you put that back into the bar.

2091
01:36:16,900 --> 01:36:19,260
And you gave everyone feeds of pints for days.

2092
01:36:20,260 --> 01:36:22,060
And then you came out of that and you...

2093
01:36:22,060 --> 01:36:23,180
You regretted everything.

2094
01:36:23,380 --> 01:36:23,980
And I said, I did.

2095
01:36:24,540 --> 01:36:25,280
But he said, Tommy.

2096
01:36:25,980 --> 01:36:27,140
That was war.

2097
01:36:27,660 --> 01:36:31,960
What you did that week was a man who was at war with himself.

2098
01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:34,440
With the bookies.

2099
01:36:34,540 --> 01:36:36,600
With the drink.

2100
01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:39,120
With the alcoholism.

2101
01:36:39,920 --> 01:36:41,040
And with life.

2102
01:36:44,860 --> 01:36:46,620
Now we're going to go into that barn.

2103
01:36:48,840 --> 01:36:49,360
Tommy.

2104
01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:55,280
And we're going to do it.

2105
01:36:55,660 --> 01:36:56,560
And we're not going to stop.

2106
01:36:59,380 --> 01:37:01,900
And whatever he said here really inspired me.

2107
01:37:02,920 --> 01:37:04,180
And we went into the barn.

2108
01:37:05,500 --> 01:37:07,240
And he put down the visor.

2109
01:37:08,560 --> 01:37:09,440
Said, lock and load.

2110
01:37:10,340 --> 01:37:11,800
I fed up the 50 cal rounds.

2111
01:37:12,700 --> 01:37:14,360
And then it was just...

2112
01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:19,780
Round two, Tommy.

2113
01:37:19,920 --> 01:37:20,420
Feed me.

2114
01:37:30,820 --> 01:37:31,880
I was crying.

2115
01:37:32,060 --> 01:37:33,640
I was feeding bullets into the garden.

2116
01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:35,980
I said, Johnny, this isn't right, Johnny.

2117
01:37:36,360 --> 01:37:38,000
He said, Tommy, just think of the pints.

2118
01:37:43,220 --> 01:37:44,340
Think of the pints, Tommy.

2119
01:37:44,340 --> 01:37:44,580
Tommy.

2120
01:37:53,080 --> 01:37:55,880
I was feeding the bullets into the garden.

2121
01:37:57,720 --> 01:38:00,220
We were screaming and cows and moaning.

2122
01:38:01,020 --> 01:38:04,240
I was saying, this isn't the way I thought it should be, Johnny.

2123
01:38:07,180 --> 01:38:09,460
This isn't the way I thought it should be.

2124
01:38:09,460 --> 01:38:16,200
We got back.

2125
01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:19,160
The right step.

2126
01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:21,200
But, uh...

2127
01:38:22,880 --> 01:38:25,460
We did the job anyways.

2128
01:38:26,060 --> 01:38:26,940
And, uh...

2129
01:38:26,940 --> 01:38:28,180
That was a hundred...

2130
01:38:28,180 --> 01:38:29,540
A hundred head of cattle.

2131
01:38:29,540 --> 01:38:29,560
A hundred head of cattle.

2132
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:33,540
Just done in...

2133
01:38:33,540 --> 01:38:34,580
Two minutes.

2134
01:38:35,060 --> 01:38:35,900
Three minutes, you know.

2135
01:38:37,360 --> 01:38:37,960
Which was...

2136
01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:39,640
It was very economical way of doing it.

2137
01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:42,540
I don't know where Johnny got the Gatling gun, but...

2138
01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:43,380
He could operate it.

2139
01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:45,160
He could operate it.

2140
01:38:46,940 --> 01:38:47,380
And, uh...

2141
01:38:47,380 --> 01:38:48,540
Back to the pub then.

2142
01:38:48,620 --> 01:38:48,940
And...

2143
01:38:48,940 --> 01:38:51,760
He had me covered for a good month.

2144
01:38:52,520 --> 01:38:52,940
That was a month...

2145
01:38:54,620 --> 01:38:55,940
The biggest game of drink...

2146
01:38:56,580 --> 01:38:58,000
I had ever played in my life.

2147
01:38:59,100 --> 01:39:00,940
The month following the foot and mouth...

2148
01:39:01,980 --> 01:39:03,220
Minigun disaster.

2149
01:39:04,400 --> 01:39:06,600
Out in an undisclosed farm location.

2150
01:39:06,760 --> 01:39:07,880
I'm not gonna tell you well...

2151
01:39:07,880 --> 01:39:09,900
Because it's a sacred ground at this stage.

2152
01:39:13,040 --> 01:39:14,040
And, uh...

2153
01:39:14,040 --> 01:39:17,000
I re...

2154
01:39:17,000 --> 01:39:18,300
Regret it.

2155
01:39:19,140 --> 01:39:20,800
But it did have to be done as well.

2156
01:39:20,880 --> 01:39:21,420
It's strange.

2157
01:39:21,500 --> 01:39:22,860
It's just like eating meat.

2158
01:39:24,580 --> 01:39:27,700
I don't like the fact that the Beisht has had to...

2159
01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:28,640
Give up its life.

2160
01:39:29,160 --> 01:39:31,340
But I love the taste of the Beisht.

2161
01:39:32,500 --> 01:39:33,760
And, uh...

2162
01:39:35,020 --> 01:39:36,720
It was the same...

2163
01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:39,660
You know, taking down a hundred head of cattle with the minigun.

2164
01:39:39,700 --> 01:39:40,540
It was the same feeling.

2165
01:39:41,660 --> 01:39:43,240
But he was very handy with it.

2166
01:39:44,920 --> 01:39:46,300
And I asked him where he got it.

2167
01:39:46,340 --> 01:39:46,620
He said,

2168
01:39:46,680 --> 01:39:48,400
You don't need to ask me any questions, Tommy.

2169
01:39:50,680 --> 01:39:52,220
You don't need to ask me any questions.

2170
01:39:53,420 --> 01:39:55,040
It was like going to work for him.

2171
01:39:57,440 --> 01:39:58,960
But, you know...

2172
01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:00,540
But I do have, uh...

2173
01:40:00,540 --> 01:40:02,000
Nightmares reoccurring.

2174
01:40:02,060 --> 01:40:02,500
You know, I do.

2175
01:40:02,500 --> 01:40:02,940
I...

2176
01:40:02,940 --> 01:40:04,500
I might...

2177
01:40:04,500 --> 01:40:07,200
Go and see someone about these nightmares I met.

2178
01:40:07,980 --> 01:40:08,940
About the old cattle.

2179
01:40:10,220 --> 01:40:10,980
This land on him.

2180
01:40:13,180 --> 01:40:14,020
How are you doing?

2181
01:40:17,260 --> 01:40:18,060
How are you doing?

2182
01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:23,280
Yeah.

2183
01:40:24,660 --> 01:40:25,800
Oh, if the lights are off.

2184
01:40:26,860 --> 01:40:27,560
And, uh...

2185
01:40:27,560 --> 01:40:29,000
What a game of drink that was.

2186
01:40:29,660 --> 01:40:31,280
I almost forgot about what...

2187
01:40:31,280 --> 01:40:31,920
What had happened.

2188
01:40:32,060 --> 01:40:33,200
No wonder everybody...

2189
01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:34,620
No wonder people turn to drink.

2190
01:40:35,460 --> 01:40:36,240
After, uh...

2191
01:40:36,240 --> 01:40:36,800
You know...

2192
01:40:36,800 --> 01:40:38,500
A traumatic situation.

2193
01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:38,960
Because...

2194
01:40:38,960 --> 01:40:40,640
It really does help.

2195
01:40:40,640 --> 01:40:41,780
In fact...

2196
01:40:41,780 --> 01:40:43,980
Jake, thank you very much.

2197
01:40:44,040 --> 01:40:44,720
Jake Mando.

2198
01:40:45,080 --> 01:40:45,540
Thank you very much.

2199
01:40:45,860 --> 01:40:47,220
I'd be turning into a drink...

2200
01:40:47,220 --> 01:40:48,660
Even when there hasn't been any trauma.

2201
01:40:49,400 --> 01:40:50,840
And it feels great then as well.

2202
01:40:51,640 --> 01:40:52,680
So, I mean...

2203
01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:54,400
It swings and roundabouts.

2204
01:40:55,400 --> 01:40:56,020
Really is.

2205
01:41:00,360 --> 01:41:01,460
That was foot and mouth.

2206
01:41:01,460 --> 01:41:01,900
I'm...

2207
01:41:01,900 --> 01:41:04,940
I'm not gonna go down that route for the...

2208
01:41:04,940 --> 01:41:06,000
The COVID virus.

2209
01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:06,920
The C virus.

2210
01:41:06,920 --> 01:41:07,400
The...

2211
01:41:07,400 --> 01:41:07,880
Cormac.

2212
01:41:08,280 --> 01:41:08,640
Malloy.

2213
01:41:08,720 --> 01:41:09,460
Thank you very much.

2214
01:41:10,580 --> 01:41:12,760
I'm not gonna go down that route ever again.

2215
01:41:14,560 --> 01:41:15,880
Assisting in mass slaughter.

2216
01:41:16,460 --> 01:41:17,180
I've done it.

2217
01:41:17,440 --> 01:41:18,560
And it wasn't for me.

2218
01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:20,480
At least I can say I've done it.

2219
01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:20,820
And I...

2220
01:41:20,820 --> 01:41:21,520
I attempted it.

2221
01:41:22,280 --> 01:41:23,340
Because you shouldn't really...

2222
01:41:23,340 --> 01:41:24,200
You can't do anything.

2223
01:41:24,380 --> 01:41:25,480
Knock it till you tried it.

2224
01:41:25,580 --> 01:41:26,280
Well, I tried it.

2225
01:41:26,340 --> 01:41:26,940
And I'm knocking it.

2226
01:41:27,100 --> 01:41:27,280
Yeah.

2227
01:41:28,420 --> 01:41:29,500
Knock it on the fucking head.

2228
01:41:29,600 --> 01:41:30,140
The day I...

2229
01:41:30,140 --> 01:41:30,540
I did...

2230
01:41:30,540 --> 01:41:31,780
The day I did it, I stopped it.

2231
01:41:32,460 --> 01:41:33,220
Would you believe that?

2232
01:41:33,540 --> 01:41:34,640
The day I tried it.

2233
01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:36,240
But the day I knew I'd never do it again.

2234
01:41:36,980 --> 01:41:37,200
Huh?

2235
01:41:38,480 --> 01:41:39,640
Unfortunately, that's...

2236
01:41:39,640 --> 01:41:41,360
That happens all too often sometimes.

2237
01:41:42,160 --> 01:41:43,460
And it's too far down the line.

2238
01:41:43,560 --> 01:41:43,980
You've done something.

2239
01:41:43,980 --> 01:41:44,520
I don't have a business donating.

2240
01:41:45,260 --> 01:41:46,860
You can't rewind the clock.

2241
01:41:46,880 --> 01:41:48,260
I don't have a business donating, yeah.

2242
01:41:48,840 --> 01:41:49,400
Yeah, I know.

2243
01:41:49,480 --> 01:41:50,120
Thank you very much.

2244
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:51,540
You cannot rewind the clock.

2245
01:41:52,280 --> 01:41:52,740
But here.

2246
01:41:53,420 --> 01:41:53,900
Life...

2247
01:41:53,900 --> 01:41:57,620
Can only be lived going forward.

2248
01:41:59,100 --> 01:41:59,900
Sometimes...

2249
01:41:59,900 --> 01:42:02,900
You might have to look backwards to understand...

2250
01:42:02,900 --> 01:42:04,300
What it's about.

2251
01:42:04,540 --> 01:42:05,700
I don't have a business donating.

2252
01:42:05,780 --> 01:42:06,900
But living-wise...

2253
01:42:07,620 --> 01:42:09,620
You need...

2254
01:42:09,620 --> 01:42:10,340
You need to be...

2255
01:42:10,340 --> 01:42:11,280
You need to be going forward.

2256
01:42:11,520 --> 01:42:12,000
And it's...

2257
01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:13,680
You'll be going into the darkness as well.

2258
01:42:13,980 --> 01:42:14,580
Cam Layton.

2259
01:42:15,440 --> 01:42:16,500
Thank you very much, Cam.

2260
01:42:17,220 --> 01:42:19,020
You'll be going forward into the darkness.

2261
01:42:20,300 --> 01:42:23,640
Imagine the darkness I'd felt after that scene.

2262
01:42:24,260 --> 01:42:25,400
It's like fucking Vietnam.

2263
01:42:29,460 --> 01:42:30,020
And...

2264
01:42:30,020 --> 01:42:32,960
There'd be days where I'd be staring into space.

2265
01:42:33,900 --> 01:42:35,120
Thinking, what's it all about?

2266
01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:36,440
And what...

2267
01:42:36,440 --> 01:42:36,760
You know, this...

2268
01:42:36,760 --> 01:42:38,180
This bad thing has happened.

2269
01:42:38,760 --> 01:42:39,260
I...

2270
01:42:39,260 --> 01:42:40,700
I don't know.

2271
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:43,300
There's no meaning.

2272
01:42:43,840 --> 01:42:44,080
You know?

2273
01:42:44,500 --> 01:42:45,120
There's a cup there.

2274
01:42:50,280 --> 01:42:51,320
That's a hard pit to be in.

2275
01:42:51,860 --> 01:42:53,140
Once you're down that pit, it's hard.

2276
01:42:53,300 --> 01:42:55,940
But you need to realise that the light at the top of the pit, you look up.

2277
01:42:56,360 --> 01:42:57,200
You climb out of it.

2278
01:42:58,160 --> 01:43:00,240
If you can't climb, you have to work towards the climbing.

2279
01:43:04,240 --> 01:43:05,240
Live it forward.

2280
01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:05,240
And...

2281
01:43:05,240 --> 01:43:07,480
Live it forward.

2282
01:43:07,480 --> 01:43:08,800
Understand it backward.

2283
01:43:10,620 --> 01:43:13,000
Take the lessons you've learned from the backward living.

2284
01:43:14,840 --> 01:43:16,320
Apply them to the forward living.

2285
01:43:16,780 --> 01:43:17,180
Keep going.

2286
01:43:17,660 --> 01:43:18,120
There's not...

2287
01:43:18,120 --> 01:43:18,760
There's mountains.

2288
01:43:19,140 --> 01:43:19,880
There's a landscape.

2289
01:43:20,040 --> 01:43:20,660
There's a horizon.

2290
01:43:21,160 --> 01:43:21,580
Above.

2291
01:43:21,820 --> 01:43:22,220
Forward.

2292
01:43:22,920 --> 01:43:24,980
No one feckin' knows what's above the horizon.

2293
01:43:26,420 --> 01:43:28,160
You just gotta keep going at it.

2294
01:43:28,700 --> 01:43:30,640
And making the best of what you got at the time.

2295
01:43:31,100 --> 01:43:33,600
And that energy that you do that with.

2296
01:43:34,160 --> 01:43:34,740
Believe me.

2297
01:43:35,100 --> 01:43:36,280
That'll create...

2298
01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:38,860
That'll put the fire underneath the feet.

2299
01:43:39,020 --> 01:43:39,440
The flames.

2300
01:43:39,560 --> 01:43:40,300
The feet of flames.

2301
01:43:41,060 --> 01:43:41,880
The Michael Flackley.

2302
01:43:44,960 --> 01:43:47,840
Do you think Michael Flackley knew where he was dancing to when he was dancing?

2303
01:43:48,020 --> 01:43:48,460
He didn't.

2304
01:43:49,100 --> 01:43:50,180
He could just see horizon.

2305
01:43:50,320 --> 01:43:52,980
He was like, I'm gonna just keep dancing over that horizon.

2306
01:43:53,520 --> 01:43:54,380
See where it takes me.

2307
01:43:54,880 --> 01:43:55,700
Next thing you know.

2308
01:43:56,120 --> 01:43:56,460
Wham.

2309
01:43:57,100 --> 01:43:58,560
Eurovision Song Contest.

2310
01:43:59,280 --> 01:43:59,760
Interval.

2311
01:44:00,620 --> 01:44:01,640
Here you go, Flackley.

2312
01:44:02,160 --> 01:44:02,720
You're on.

2313
01:44:03,660 --> 01:44:04,100
Boom.

2314
01:44:05,260 --> 01:44:08,800
He's jigging and jiving and hopping about and lepping around the place.

2315
01:44:10,380 --> 01:44:12,020
Big satin shirt on him.

2316
01:44:13,620 --> 01:44:14,600
He's owning it.

2317
01:44:16,100 --> 01:44:17,800
And, uh...

2318
01:44:17,800 --> 01:44:20,440
The rest is his story.

2319
01:44:21,000 --> 01:44:21,240
Do you know?

2320
01:44:21,620 --> 01:44:23,520
The rest is his story.

2321
01:44:23,640 --> 01:44:24,760
As well as it being history.

2322
01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:26,240
It's his story.

2323
01:44:26,600 --> 01:44:28,440
Because he went over the horizon.

2324
01:44:28,880 --> 01:44:30,300
Without knowing what was above.

2325
01:44:30,540 --> 01:44:31,240
He kept going.

2326
01:44:32,680 --> 01:44:34,400
And the history he made.

2327
01:44:34,500 --> 01:44:35,700
He made that history.

2328
01:44:36,100 --> 01:44:37,400
So it was his story.

2329
01:44:38,020 --> 01:44:38,480
Do you get me?

2330
01:44:42,740 --> 01:44:44,020
It's piss and rain.

2331
01:44:45,000 --> 01:44:46,640
But you get through it in the spring.

2332
01:44:47,120 --> 01:44:48,600
The sun will, uh...

2333
01:44:48,600 --> 01:44:49,940
Pop its head around the cloud.

2334
01:44:50,380 --> 01:44:51,660
Like...

2335
01:44:51,660 --> 01:44:52,420
How you doing?

2336
01:44:52,600 --> 01:44:53,260
Did you miss me?

2337
01:44:53,260 --> 01:44:55,620
Do you know?

2338
01:44:55,620 --> 01:44:56,220
That's the way...

2339
01:44:56,220 --> 01:44:57,060
That's the way he'll be.

2340
01:44:57,220 --> 01:44:58,720
I know I'll see him this week.

2341
01:44:59,100 --> 01:45:00,020
He'll get out.

2342
01:45:00,080 --> 01:45:00,680
He'll get out.

2343
01:45:00,760 --> 01:45:01,300
He'll get out.

2344
01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:02,900
And we'll be grand then.

2345
01:45:02,900 --> 01:45:11,480
With a bit of luck.

2346
01:45:11,480 --> 01:45:12,500
With the help of God.

2347
01:45:14,380 --> 01:45:15,540
That's the way it'll be.

2348
01:45:23,540 --> 01:45:25,180
The roundabout of life.

2349
01:45:25,180 --> 01:45:25,340
The roundabout of life.

2350
01:45:27,580 --> 01:45:28,440
Many turns.

2351
01:45:29,880 --> 01:45:31,380
Hard to know which ones to take.

2352
01:45:32,260 --> 01:45:33,320
A lot of it could be a gem.

2353
01:45:34,380 --> 01:45:35,400
That of it is a gem.

2354
01:45:35,960 --> 01:45:36,640
Every day.

2355
01:45:38,060 --> 01:45:39,200
Nine to four odds.

2356
01:45:39,360 --> 01:45:40,040
Eleven to nine.

2357
01:45:40,100 --> 01:45:40,760
You might make it.

2358
01:45:41,420 --> 01:45:42,060
Two to one.

2359
01:45:42,120 --> 01:45:42,840
You're gonna do it.

2360
01:45:43,560 --> 01:45:44,360
Three to two.

2361
01:45:44,440 --> 01:45:44,900
You're fucked.

2362
01:45:45,780 --> 01:45:46,560
Five to eight.

2363
01:45:46,620 --> 01:45:48,180
Did you get everything lined up for the weekend?

2364
01:45:49,180 --> 01:45:49,980
Six to one.

2365
01:45:50,360 --> 01:45:51,520
You're screwed.

2366
01:45:55,160 --> 01:45:57,020
It's a big gambling game.

2367
01:45:58,940 --> 01:46:01,060
But it pays off as well.

2368
01:46:01,480 --> 01:46:02,820
A bit of courage.

2369
01:46:03,900 --> 01:46:05,920
A little bit of luck.

2370
01:46:06,580 --> 01:46:07,460
A little bit of gambling.

2371
01:46:10,400 --> 01:46:11,360
You get through it.

2372
01:46:11,640 --> 01:46:12,420
You get through it, isn't you?

2373
01:46:13,220 --> 01:46:14,880
For a brighter future.

2374
01:46:14,880 --> 01:46:21,420
Can be confusing.

2375
01:46:21,620 --> 01:46:22,560
The amount of information.

2376
01:46:22,700 --> 01:46:23,820
Coming through into your eyeballs.

2377
01:46:25,540 --> 01:46:27,020
You should be just the billboard.

2378
01:46:27,120 --> 01:46:27,660
And the newspaper.

2379
01:46:29,240 --> 01:46:30,180
Now it's the screen.

2380
01:46:30,600 --> 01:46:31,800
Then it became the screen.

2381
01:46:31,960 --> 01:46:32,620
The radio.

2382
01:46:32,780 --> 01:46:33,140
The screen.

2383
01:46:33,220 --> 01:46:34,140
And now it's.

2384
01:46:34,320 --> 01:46:35,080
Portable screen.

2385
01:46:35,560 --> 01:46:36,260
Of course.

2386
01:46:37,500 --> 01:46:39,140
Next it will be eyeball screen.

2387
01:46:39,260 --> 01:46:39,720
That you have.

2388
01:46:40,420 --> 01:46:41,060
Grafted in.

2389
01:46:42,120 --> 01:46:42,960
Silicone chips.

2390
01:46:43,680 --> 01:46:46,800
You don't know where it's going.

2391
01:46:47,020 --> 01:46:47,840
But it's exciting.

2392
01:46:52,340 --> 01:46:53,060
Exciting stuff.

2393
01:46:56,200 --> 01:46:57,440
I'm sure you have an umbrella.

2394
01:46:57,960 --> 01:46:58,820
That's all I can say.

2395
01:46:59,780 --> 01:46:59,980
Eh?

2396
01:47:03,980 --> 01:47:05,560
It's all well and good trying to go.

2397
01:47:05,700 --> 01:47:06,960
Find your way over the horizon.

2398
01:47:07,100 --> 01:47:08,120
Which you might need an umbrella.

2399
01:47:08,940 --> 01:47:10,340
You'll be pissed with.

2400
01:47:12,480 --> 01:47:12,960
Eh?

2401
01:47:12,960 --> 01:47:16,460
You'll be pissed with.

2402
01:47:20,580 --> 01:47:21,520
Drive her back now.

2403
01:47:23,420 --> 01:47:24,220
Comfortable busing.

2404
01:47:25,640 --> 01:47:27,180
We're going to be doing up the seats.

2405
01:47:27,640 --> 01:47:28,180
Soon enough.

2406
01:47:28,300 --> 01:47:28,680
It's going to be.

2407
01:47:28,680 --> 01:47:30,080
It's going to be a leather job on.

2408
01:47:30,160 --> 01:47:30,800
On the Sotero.

2409
01:47:31,300 --> 01:47:32,700
It should be nice.

2410
01:47:33,480 --> 01:47:34,040
It should be nice.

2411
01:47:34,340 --> 01:47:34,700
It's mine.

2412
01:47:35,700 --> 01:47:36,200
Ambassador of Italia.

2413
01:47:36,200 --> 01:47:37,360
Ambassador of Italia.

2414
01:47:37,500 --> 01:47:38,120
Thank you very much.

2415
01:47:38,200 --> 01:47:38,400
Thomas.

2416
01:47:38,500 --> 01:47:40,120
Please apologize to Adriano.

2417
01:47:41,080 --> 01:47:42,940
For your offensive remarks.

2418
01:47:46,160 --> 01:47:46,520
Well.

2419
01:47:46,520 --> 01:47:49,960
I don't think I was offensive about Adriano.

2420
01:47:49,960 --> 01:47:50,520
To be honest.

2421
01:47:52,240 --> 01:47:53,500
Gatling gun survivor.

2422
01:47:53,720 --> 01:47:54,260
Thank you very much.

2423
01:47:55,340 --> 01:47:55,700
That's mine.

2424
01:47:55,940 --> 01:47:57,500
See you at the trials Tommy.

2425
01:47:57,840 --> 01:47:59,040
Don't be bringing that back now.

2426
01:47:59,100 --> 01:47:59,640
It's not nice.

2427
01:48:02,040 --> 01:48:03,280
Where's the bus station?

2428
01:48:03,400 --> 01:48:03,600
Are we?

2429
01:48:04,020 --> 01:48:05,320
Did we miss the bus station?

2430
01:48:05,840 --> 01:48:16,720
I don't know where we are.

2431
01:48:16,720 --> 01:48:17,380
Where we're going.

2432
01:48:17,560 --> 01:48:18,040
I thought.

2433
01:48:18,180 --> 01:48:18,900
I thought with.

2434
01:48:20,560 --> 01:48:21,600
Have we a stop?

2435
01:48:24,220 --> 01:48:25,180
Have we a stop?

2436
01:48:27,260 --> 01:48:28,300
We do have a stop.

2437
01:48:28,360 --> 01:48:29,240
We have a stop to make.

2438
01:48:29,940 --> 01:48:30,660
Dr. Julius.

2439
01:48:31,440 --> 01:48:32,680
Dr. Julius Street.

2440
01:48:35,280 --> 01:48:36,740
I might have been going the right way.

2441
01:48:36,840 --> 01:48:37,260
Will you not?

2442
01:48:37,840 --> 01:48:38,340
We're not.

2443
01:48:38,420 --> 01:48:38,640
We're not.

2444
01:48:38,720 --> 01:48:38,920
We're not.

2445
01:48:41,680 --> 01:48:42,320
We are.

2446
01:48:43,020 --> 01:48:43,580
We are.

2447
01:48:43,680 --> 01:48:43,900
We are.

2448
01:48:43,980 --> 01:48:44,220
We are.

2449
01:48:45,840 --> 01:48:47,340
There's a bad bus in here now.

2450
01:48:49,480 --> 01:48:50,500
Not great bus in.

2451
01:48:58,000 --> 01:48:58,880
Dr. Julius.

2452
01:48:58,880 --> 01:49:04,980
Maybe that was the right stop there.

2453
01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:05,780
Actually down there.

2454
01:49:08,860 --> 01:49:09,220
Fuck.

2455
01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:11,380
Now we have to get in before the bendy bus gets in as well.

2456
01:49:14,480 --> 01:49:15,700
Is that Julius Street?

2457
01:49:15,800 --> 01:49:16,480
This here now.

2458
01:49:18,720 --> 01:49:19,860
Is that Dr. Julius?

2459
01:49:24,300 --> 01:49:24,660
Yep.

2460
01:49:24,800 --> 01:49:25,720
That's Dr. Julius.

2461
01:49:25,880 --> 01:49:26,000
We.

2462
01:49:26,080 --> 01:49:26,760
We fucked her up.

2463
01:49:27,660 --> 01:49:28,580
We mashed her up.

2464
01:49:28,580 --> 01:49:31,040
And now we're stuck in traffic.

2465
01:49:32,700 --> 01:49:33,580
We get out here.

2466
01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:35,520
Let's get out here.

2467
01:49:35,640 --> 01:49:36,160
Actually wait.

2468
01:49:36,280 --> 01:49:36,440
Wait.

2469
01:49:36,520 --> 01:49:36,660
Wait.

2470
01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:36,820
Wait.

2471
01:49:36,880 --> 01:49:37,020
Wait.

2472
01:49:37,680 --> 01:49:38,180
We might.

2473
01:49:38,320 --> 01:49:38,840
We might.

2474
01:49:39,800 --> 01:49:42,600
We might do something a little bit Julius here.

2475
01:49:43,740 --> 01:49:45,180
This is a little bit Julius.

2476
01:49:47,740 --> 01:49:48,700
That's the stuff.

2477
01:49:48,700 --> 01:49:48,720
That's the stuff.

2478
01:49:49,380 --> 01:49:49,920
Slug here.

2479
01:49:49,920 --> 01:49:53,380
Now where would you get that?

2480
01:49:53,440 --> 01:49:54,780
You wouldn't get that anywhere else.

2481
01:49:55,760 --> 01:49:56,520
You would not.

2482
01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:01,220
Stand clear.

2483
01:50:01,220 --> 01:50:02,240
The doors are open.

2484
01:50:02,240 --> 01:50:03,200
Dr. Julius.

2485
01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:04,320
The doors are open.

2486
01:50:04,320 --> 01:50:04,820
Everybody.

2487
01:50:04,820 --> 01:50:05,260
Stand clear.

2488
01:50:05,260 --> 01:50:06,460
The doors are open.

2489
01:50:06,460 --> 01:50:08,700
Now.

2490
01:50:09,700 --> 01:50:12,100
We need to put down the ramp for this lady.

2491
01:50:14,100 --> 01:50:14,460
See.

2492
01:50:14,460 --> 01:50:14,780
Go.

2493
01:50:14,780 --> 01:50:16,580
Stand clear.

2494
01:50:17,040 --> 01:50:18,280
Wheelchair access ramp.

2495
01:50:18,480 --> 01:50:18,900
Activate.

2496
01:50:19,420 --> 01:50:20,360
Stand clear.

2497
01:50:20,900 --> 01:50:22,020
Wheelchair access ramp.

2498
01:50:22,100 --> 01:50:22,460
Activate.

2499
01:50:22,460 --> 01:50:22,760
Deactivate.

2500
01:50:23,280 --> 01:50:23,620
Come on.

2501
01:50:24,880 --> 01:50:25,420
Good man.

2502
01:50:26,460 --> 01:50:27,300
Don't you use it.

2503
01:50:27,380 --> 01:50:28,600
You're not.

2504
01:50:28,700 --> 01:50:30,360
You're not allowed to use that ramp.

2505
01:50:31,280 --> 01:50:32,220
You've got legs.

2506
01:50:32,420 --> 01:50:33,880
You don't need to walk on the ramp.

2507
01:50:33,960 --> 01:50:34,540
That's for chairs.

2508
01:50:36,500 --> 01:50:37,120
Stand clear.

2509
01:50:37,740 --> 01:50:38,880
Wheelchair access ramp.

2510
01:50:38,960 --> 01:50:39,400
Deactivate.

2511
01:50:39,580 --> 01:50:40,860
Might trip him up now with this.

2512
01:50:42,580 --> 01:50:43,280
The door is.

2513
01:50:43,620 --> 01:50:45,680
This lad in is blocking the door now.

2514
01:50:45,740 --> 01:50:46,520
He stood on the ramp.

2515
01:50:47,060 --> 01:50:47,800
Fucking hell.

2516
01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:51,480
Go out the fucking way at the ramp.

2517
01:50:51,580 --> 01:50:51,840
Glad.

2518
01:50:51,840 --> 01:50:53,100
Man.

2519
01:50:54,100 --> 01:50:54,980
It's a great ramp.

2520
01:50:54,980 --> 01:50:55,580
Look at that.

2521
01:51:00,820 --> 01:51:01,580
We can do it.

2522
01:51:01,660 --> 01:51:02,220
We can do it.

2523
01:51:03,180 --> 01:51:03,820
Stand clear.

2524
01:51:04,400 --> 01:51:05,560
Wheelchair access ramp.

2525
01:51:05,660 --> 01:51:06,140
Deactivate.

2526
01:51:07,880 --> 01:51:08,600
Great stuff.

2527
01:51:09,460 --> 01:51:09,800
Now.

2528
01:51:10,920 --> 01:51:11,840
What's the crack?

2529
01:51:12,380 --> 01:51:12,800
He will.

2530
01:51:14,180 --> 01:51:15,100
You want a day ticket.

2531
01:51:15,440 --> 01:51:16,540
We can give you a day ticket.

2532
01:51:16,640 --> 01:51:17,080
No bother.

2533
01:51:18,120 --> 01:51:19,020
We'll give you two of them.

2534
01:51:20,040 --> 01:51:21,240
And that'll be 12.40.

2535
01:51:21,360 --> 01:51:21,860
please sir.

2536
01:51:22,340 --> 01:51:22,960
When you're ready.

2537
01:51:23,060 --> 01:51:23,780
Good man yourself.

2538
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:24,400
Good man.

2539
01:51:24,500 --> 01:51:24,600
Yes.

2540
01:51:26,740 --> 01:51:27,820
Now there's enough change.

2541
01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:29,680
You can go get yourself a jacket down and pennies.

2542
01:51:31,380 --> 01:51:31,960
Good man.

2543
01:51:32,540 --> 01:51:33,000
Good man.

2544
01:51:34,080 --> 01:51:34,700
Good man.

2545
01:51:34,700 --> 01:51:34,700
Good man.

2546
01:51:36,620 --> 01:51:38,620
And away we go.

2547
01:51:49,600 --> 01:51:52,600
I do hear the cows and I screaming.

2548
01:51:57,600 --> 01:51:59,600
Sometimes wake up.

2549
01:52:04,900 --> 01:52:06,660
I find it hard to get back to sleep then.

2550
01:52:09,740 --> 01:52:11,720
I find I have to get up and walk around for a bit.

2551
01:52:11,900 --> 01:52:14,000
Until I get a bit tired and then I can fall asleep.

2552
01:52:15,320 --> 01:52:19,900
Or I've been going downstairs and just falling asleep on the couch.

2553
01:52:21,580 --> 01:52:24,720
I wake up and it's 7am and it's cold.

2554
01:52:24,960 --> 01:52:26,620
And I have to go back up into the bed then.

2555
01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:30,240
I can't fall asleep in my own bed sometimes.

2556
01:52:30,800 --> 01:52:31,440
Isn't that sad?

2557
01:52:32,460 --> 01:52:33,680
Because of the cows.

2558
01:52:33,680 --> 01:52:36,580
I still hear them.

2559
01:52:38,700 --> 01:52:41,400
When I'm downstairs I can put white noise on you see.

2560
01:52:42,140 --> 01:52:44,020
The white noise does block out the cows.

2561
01:52:45,400 --> 01:52:46,920
How are you getting on you Will?

2562
01:52:47,220 --> 01:52:47,940
This lead noise.

2563
01:52:49,280 --> 01:52:50,120
I don't trust him.

2564
01:52:50,340 --> 01:52:51,280
But he's a good customer.

2565
01:52:52,880 --> 01:52:53,880
He's got the right change.

2566
01:52:53,980 --> 01:52:55,320
He always has the right change.

2567
01:52:55,400 --> 01:52:55,960
Like this one.

2568
01:52:55,960 --> 01:52:58,960
The purple onion!

2569
01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:03,960
You are at the end of the day, senior. That is correct.

2570
01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:10,960
And a senior. And a 1. And a 180, please.

2571
01:53:14,960 --> 01:53:16,960
And a 20.

2572
01:53:18,960 --> 01:53:21,960
Oh yeah! What's cracking?

2573
01:53:23,960 --> 01:53:25,960
And a regular. And a 1.

2574
01:53:27,960 --> 01:53:30,960
I give this buck a lot of change. A lot of shrapnel.

2575
01:53:33,960 --> 01:53:38,960
I don't know if he knows that that's going to be weighing him down.

2576
01:53:39,960 --> 01:53:44,960
And he needs to maybe switch to cardless payments, which I'm not fond of myself.

2577
01:53:45,960 --> 01:53:47,960
It's grand if this, you know.

2578
01:53:49,960 --> 01:53:51,960
A bit of chitchat. The people getting on and off.

2579
01:53:52,960 --> 01:53:56,960
And the ones that are scabbing. Scabbing away, scabbing away and trying to get their way onto the bus.

2580
01:53:56,960 --> 01:54:00,960
Make sure you've got the flat 7 up ready for the week ahead.

2581
01:54:00,960 --> 01:54:12,960
Because if you get hit with that coronavirus, they haven't come up with a solution or an antidote to it.

2582
01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:21,960
But you can bet your bottom dollar. A bit of flat 7 up now. You'll be right as rain.

2583
01:54:22,960 --> 01:54:23,960
Woah!

2584
01:54:23,960 --> 01:54:27,960
Bit of flat 7 up and toast.

2585
01:54:27,960 --> 01:54:28,700
Toast.

2586
01:54:30,360 --> 01:54:32,760
White sliced pan in the toaster.

2587
01:54:36,700 --> 01:54:37,500
Try it.

2588
01:54:37,900 --> 01:54:38,680
Try it sometime.

2589
01:54:40,000 --> 01:54:40,980
Try it sometime.

2590
01:54:42,200 --> 01:54:44,260
When you have to cook it and heat it,

2591
01:54:45,480 --> 01:54:46,100
try it sometime.

2592
01:54:48,000 --> 01:54:49,680
I flat seven up in Brussels.

2593
01:54:50,600 --> 01:54:52,420
Flat seven up in Castle Bower.

2594
01:54:53,200 --> 01:54:54,300
Flat seven up in Duppy.

2595
01:54:56,560 --> 01:54:57,560
Try it sometime.

2596
01:54:57,560 --> 01:55:02,200
How are you getting on?

2597
01:55:02,260 --> 01:55:04,660
Do you want to be a buzz man?

2598
01:55:08,500 --> 01:55:09,700
I have the full beam on.

2599
01:55:09,760 --> 01:55:10,560
I'm blinding them.

2600
01:55:11,680 --> 01:55:13,320
Now this lad, he needs to get off.

2601
01:55:14,640 --> 01:55:16,100
So, we will let him off.

2602
01:55:21,360 --> 01:55:22,640
That was a bit dangerous.

2603
01:55:24,020 --> 01:55:25,320
Oh, he's going into a puddle.

2604
01:55:25,320 --> 01:55:28,160
Oh, he made it.

2605
01:55:29,540 --> 01:55:30,240
Good man.

2606
01:55:30,560 --> 01:55:33,020
And people using the ramp, I don't agree with that.

2607
01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:34,220
Stand clear.

2608
01:55:34,820 --> 01:55:36,140
Wheelchair access ramp deactivating.

2609
01:55:36,140 --> 01:55:36,600
How are you doing?

2610
01:55:38,760 --> 01:55:40,460
An idea regular for you, sir.

2611
01:55:40,840 --> 01:55:43,140
That is no problem.

2612
01:55:44,460 --> 01:55:45,260
No problem.

2613
01:55:46,100 --> 01:55:47,600
Quick check for scum while I'm here.

2614
01:55:49,160 --> 01:55:50,000
Tickets, please.

2615
01:55:52,080 --> 01:55:53,160
Tickets, please.

2616
01:55:53,160 --> 01:55:54,160
Oh!

2617
01:55:57,160 --> 01:55:58,520
Scum on the run.

2618
01:55:59,820 --> 01:56:02,080
Absolute disgustment.

2619
01:56:02,980 --> 01:56:06,360
And I hope that you are ashamed, yes.

2620
01:56:09,660 --> 01:56:11,660
And absolutely shocked, too.

2621
01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:15,740
If you're not shocked, you're going to be shocked.

2622
01:56:16,780 --> 01:56:17,820
Come Monday morning.

2623
01:56:18,140 --> 01:56:22,560
Check that little letter that says you need to show your face in court.

2624
01:56:23,580 --> 01:56:24,440
Or pay a file.

2625
01:56:25,260 --> 01:56:26,700
That will be shocking enough for you.

2626
01:56:26,700 --> 01:56:41,800
Your luck is crack.

2627
01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:48,800
*music*

2628
01:56:48,800 --> 01:56:53,800
*music*

2629
01:56:53,800 --> 01:56:55,800
Your luck is crack.

2630
01:56:55,800 --> 01:56:57,800
*music*

2631
01:56:57,800 --> 01:57:10,800
*music*

2632
01:57:10,800 --> 01:57:12,800
What's this on the road here?

2633
01:57:12,800 --> 01:57:14,800
*music*

2634
01:57:14,800 --> 01:57:16,800
What's that?

2635
01:57:16,800 --> 01:57:38,800
*music*

2636
01:57:38,800 --> 01:57:42,800
I've realized that now I'm missing the classical.

2637
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:48,800
*music*

2638
01:57:48,800 --> 01:57:50,800
Oh we've only one more stop.

2639
01:57:50,800 --> 01:57:52,800
We're okay. We'll head out to Westfield.

2640
01:57:52,800 --> 01:57:54,800
We'll head out to-

2641
01:57:54,800 --> 01:57:56,800
We'll get these guys out to Westfield.

2642
01:57:56,800 --> 01:57:58,800
We might- we might step on it.

2643
01:57:58,800 --> 01:58:00,800
*music*

2644
01:58:00,800 --> 01:58:02,800
*music*

2645
01:58:02,800 --> 01:58:04,800
*music*

2646
01:58:04,800 --> 01:58:06,800
*music*

2647
01:58:06,800 --> 01:58:08,800
*music*

2648
01:58:08,800 --> 01:58:10,800
*music*

2649
01:58:10,800 --> 01:58:12,800
*music*

2650
01:58:12,800 --> 01:58:16,800
*music*

2651
01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:18,800
*music*

2652
01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:20,800
*music*

2653
01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:22,800
*music*

2654
01:58:22,800 --> 01:58:24,800
*music*

2655
01:58:24,800 --> 01:58:34,800
*music*

2656
01:58:34,800 --> 01:58:36,800
*music*

2657
01:58:36,800 --> 01:58:38,800
*music*

2658
01:58:38,800 --> 01:58:40,800
*music*

2659
01:58:40,800 --> 01:59:00,800
*music*

2660
01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:10,800
*music*

2661
01:59:10,800 --> 01:59:12,800
*music*

2662
01:59:12,800 --> 01:59:14,800
*music*

2663
01:59:14,800 --> 01:59:16,800
And have that.

2664
01:59:16,800 --> 01:59:18,800
*Ding*

2665
01:59:18,800 --> 01:59:20,800
*Ding*

2666
01:59:20,800 --> 01:59:49,800
*music*

2667
01:59:49,800 --> 01:59:51,800
I'm getting flashbacks!

2668
01:59:55,800 --> 01:59:56,800
No!

2669
02:00:10,800 --> 02:00:12,800
No!

2670
02:00:18,800 --> 02:00:25,800
*music*

2671
02:00:25,800 --> 02:00:32,800
*music*

2672
02:00:32,800 --> 02:00:42,800
*music*

2673
02:00:43,800 --> 02:00:44,800
Oh yeah man.

2674
02:00:47,800 --> 02:00:48,800
All cows.

2675
02:00:54,800 --> 02:00:55,800
That was an offer.

2676
02:00:55,800 --> 02:01:00,800
See that's the thing you see, something could just come up like that and trigger it.

2677
02:01:04,800 --> 02:01:07,800
Something could just come up like that and trigger it.

2678
02:01:07,800 --> 02:01:10,800
Trigger the memories like, you know.

2679
02:01:10,800 --> 02:01:12,800
Look at this.

2680
02:01:12,800 --> 02:01:14,800
They're gonna try and stop us.

2681
02:01:14,800 --> 02:01:15,800
They're not gonna stop nothing.

2682
02:01:15,800 --> 02:01:16,800
Look.

2683
02:01:16,800 --> 02:01:17,800
Oh fuck.

2684
02:01:17,800 --> 02:01:18,800
40 grand!

2685
02:01:24,800 --> 02:01:26,800
That cost 40 grand.

2686
02:01:28,800 --> 02:01:29,800
Whoa.

2687
02:01:38,800 --> 02:01:39,800
That's illegal.

2688
02:01:39,800 --> 02:01:40,800
Don't do that.

2689
02:01:40,800 --> 02:01:43,800
If you're a driver it's not good.

2690
02:01:43,800 --> 02:01:44,800
It's not right.

2691
02:01:44,800 --> 02:01:45,800
Oh.

2692
02:01:45,800 --> 02:02:15,780
Now, let's stop everybody off. Everybody off please.

2693
02:02:15,780 --> 02:02:31,660
They don't want to leave your phone behind or your wallet or anything like that. Thank you. Stand clear. The doors are opening. Stand clear. The doors are opening. Great stuff.

2694
02:02:37,300 --> 02:02:53,720
40 grand for going into that feckin' thing. That would break your heart. That's not nice. For that one collision, we didn't... It'd have been cheaper to have ran a person over. Isn't that shocking?

2695
02:02:53,720 --> 02:02:55,180
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